Yesterday's Weapons Forums

#1) Now that Boris can toss his SKS around & not spear anyone in his squad, he now need to learn the fine art of goose-stepping. Boris is a tough cookie as he messed up big time & heard something go 'snap, crackle, pop' in the area of his groin!

Well, don't let your pals know you are hurting in a case like this or you will never hear the end of it. So here we see Boris doing a pretty good job of not screaming in pain as badly as he wants to.

Looks like sarge is stifling a chuckle & will have Boris out on the grinder goose-stepping til he gets it right!

Oh, that HAS to smart!



#2) This one caught my eye but has me totally stumped. The only caption on the Russian pic was "war humor". First off, I have no idea of the troops' nationality. French?

Second, is the little ass being carried because he is lunch? I see the grunt appears to have some mortar rounds on his back... I'd be all for finding some way for 'ass-ette' to hump some ammo...

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I have to believe it could be done a little more efficiently. There are ways to keep your 'ass chops' tender other than carrying them around.

The terminology gets a little tricky here, too... so for their night defensive position, the troops dig fox holes... so would cover for the lazy animal be an *** hole? The troops wear helmets... would they need an *** hat..??? Oh, forget it... I think I'm getting myself in too deep here. SW

Another thought that disturbed me about that pic... if I was a Sr NCO or officer, I would have the grunt cook it soonest & everyone in the company could have a nice piece of...

BUT! So someone from another unit is passing by & casually remarks to the grunt, "Say! You sure have a cute little ***"!!

The following fight wouldn't bother me nearly as much as if a fight DIDN'T break out!!! SW

Looks to me like he's haulin' ass.