Got the train to Bill yesterday & caught a ride over to the motel. At the check-in desk, there was a big sign, "NO GUTTING GAME ANIMALS ON MOTEL PROPERTY!!!" And, "NO ANIMAL BODY PARTS ALLOWED IN MOTEL ROOMS!!!"
Since I stay there pretty much every other day, I know the counter people well enough to joke around a lot. I allowed that I had animal body parts in my cooler... and buns... and slices of cheeze... And had a bag o' Cheezy Poofs that hadn't been gutted yet...
She took it well and the story goes that 4 hunters from Austria rented 2 rooms. They had jumped through the hoops and had antelope licenses & rifles and ammo to burn.
This is Wyo, and you can't drive 2 miles w/o seeing goats. So they drove a mile east of the motel where they saw a gaggle of goats standing around looking stoopid and chewing on sagebrush.
Out came the rifles and carnage ensued. However many goats they could shoot died in a fusilade of rapid gunfire. Score: Austrians quite a few - goats: zilch.
Then, they "didn't want to offend the landowner" ( it's BLM land open for hunting) so they loaded the recently deceased & hauled them back to the motel where they removed the internal organs right behind the motel and mostly skinned them.
Not sure what to do next, they quartered the goats and put everything in their bath tubs. Mucho trips to the ice machine later, all the body parts were covered in ice. In the tubs. They discussed it & decided they had better not cover hide-on parts in ice or water & skinned out the quarters so covered. Right in the rooms they skinned them.
Think cat or dog hair is hard to get off the carpet? None of that can hold a stick to goat or deer hair!
I'm not sure whatever happened to the antegoat parts, but the Austrians left 2 days later... and the room cleaners wacked OUT! Blood & hair everywhere!
Then someone noticed a lot of flies... and a rancid smell... and multiple piles of internal organs.
The motel manager asked if the room cleaners would like to make extra $ by removing the fly-covered mess. "No. HELL no! Double no! NYET! No steenking way!" So motel manager guy had to do the deal himself and was not happy.
I'm wondering of the Austrian guys were smart enough to call the hometown bank & cancel their VISA cards & open new accounts. If not, additional charges were soon to follow.
Substantial charges!
The front desk lady said cheeze boogers are all right in the room as long as they are already skinned. Rats! I thought I'd slide by!
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