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i hate clowns - now im not so sure about easter bunnys - least wise i know i hate that one ,

Wilma Flintstone's handbag


"Got any turkey necks you're going to toss?"


Too late, the cat realized swallowing the peach pit was a horribly bad idea.


"Hope the barber's in today - my flat top isn't very flat."


Totally cool camper trailer.


A real money maker for the hotdog cart guy.

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Darkness is all around us and enemy are just beyond the perimeter.

What's worse than ants at your picnic? Coconut crabs!


You've heard of the Trojan Horse - shown here is the Trojan chocolate wabbit.


"Nooooooooo!!!"


"It was a great Frisbee, but it doesn't frizz anymore. Get us a new one, 'k?"


One of these witches has earned some serious frequent flyer miles.


Wifey's goofy sister believes the gov't injects a spy chip into your arm when you get the flu shots. (I'm not making this up!) Little does she know the evil Chinese down at the nail salon have their own spy plan!


(Probably a coincidence, but since I've had the shots, if I hold my head just right while touching the sink, I can just barely hear AM radio stations. )

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Haven't had it yet. I'm in the wrong age bracket , and thus a bit far down wait list.
I am hoping Mrs. can get hers soon.
Used to pick up low band F.M. in my fillings- when I had them

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

i love the camper - i want one for my shoot in june & aug too

im not all that surprised at the chinese nail salon spy network ,

the shots are fine long as you know you can quit with the masys once your protected - oh , dont think your protected enough ? then why get the shots and run the risk of being purposely infected ? im just asking cause so many are getting the shots then stillllllll wearing the masks and stillllll looking at their neighbors as evil carriers - i dont get it at all .......we didnt do this in the polio epidemic

"Yep! That's me!"


"We'll show you how the rat chews cheese... ummm… we'll need some cheese first."


Death wish about to be granted.


"Let's get up a little early, I said... we can beat the crowd, I said... but no - SOMEBODY said, just let me sleep another 15 minutes, pleeeeze!"


"None of these squeak anymore - I needs new ones!"

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Darkness is all around us and enemy are just beyond the perimeter.

Subtle hint for company not to use so much TP.


"Aha! Somebody opened the fridge!"


"Nope - I thumped it, and it's not ready yet."


"Of course I use a fork - don't you think I gots no manners?"


When swimming in the river be careful where you leave your clothes!


Winner, winner chicken dinner!

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In the days before handicap access laws.


"Couldn't find a wabbit today so the kids are having chicken nuggets and fries for supper."


"Hey, can I catch a ride to the beach? Smells like a dead walrus washed up there."


Drivers license test question: who has the right of way here? The water buffalo. Duh!


Making explodey beanie weenies. Messy but darn tasty!

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Levitating squill - the force is with him.


The Force is with this pug... he wishes.


There's good news here - that hissing sound wasn't a leaky tire.


"Be cool until the ceremony's over - then you can go out to pee on tires."


Cue the Lily Tomlin operator skit vid.

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That's a good set.

I'll put up with squirrels under the hood anytime~ compared to that mouthful of teeth coming out...

Tomlin's obnoxious operator gag still gets me as very funny-despite her current "politics"


Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

"Had a dream I was running through the sprinkler... nope - the dog's drooling again."


Neat custom V-dub.


"Oh, crap! I just noticed this branch is breathing!"


"Your walnuts? No - haven't seen 'em."


Queenie of the capybaras

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one ringy dingy , two ringy dingy ............................is this the party to whom i am speaking ?

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"Did I do that?"


Time to spray for bugs in the garden - with a 12 ga!


Salami Easter wabbit


Uzbekistan wedding - 1950s style...
"Okay, as soon as the clerk stamps the marriage license, it's a done deal.
Actually, I'm kinda interested to see what you look like."

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thanks - i forgot how entertaining lilly was in those skits , we are missing that these days , ive not called my phone service "ma bell" for more years than id like to remember , but i dont miss that either ,

there was an old ma bell joke - the punch line was "bend over"