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Therapy seals can really turn a bad day around for you.

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"If you weren't so cheap, you'd put little M&Ms in with the seed!"

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Turts are natural born escape artists, but they never seem to make it very far.

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Pics that creep me out - this is one of them.

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"I'll take half a meter of the sausage and a fresh baguette, please."

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Of course, on the coldest day of the year, buses run late.

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Eyebrow stencil kits are so inexpensive you could have a spare on hand.

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This group knocks Bohemian Rhapsody out of the park!

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The high-iron worker is at least wearing a tether belt.

My last boss had actually worked on the W.T.C.~ and fell 85 feet.
It ended his iron working career.
Site safety practices have come a long ways since then...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

"Oh, sure - grandkids bailed on us & we'll be eating pizza for 2 weeks!"

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"Did your mom ever date a fruit bat?"
"I've wondered the same thing, but she won't talk about it."

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Going deer hunting? Be sure to take a big gun!

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Gift idea for the goth person in your life - tarantula leg fake eyelashes.

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Cheese curry cup o' noodles? Sure, I'd try it once.

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Putting M&Ms in your hot chocolate won't end like you'd think.

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"Yep - when you act all cute like that, you can get close to their picnic basket. Then grab it and run!"

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"Five gallons of mayo - a bunch of relish and fresh bread and I'll be eating tuna sammiches all winter! w00t!"

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"Well, find the quarter - we need it to call in our pizza order!"

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This is how you raise chickens? No - just drumsticks.

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How do you hunt carnivorous wabbits? With a Holy Hand Grenade, of course.

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"Okay, vulture - you've nicked my dinner for the LAST time!"

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"Dear, I'm going down to the C-store for a carton of smokes and an automatic rifle. Need anything?"

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"If you didn't order donuts for this meeting, we're out of here!"

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A clear case of sammich OCD.

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If your nap buddy is nice & warm, you overlook things like way bad garlic breath.

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Chewing snoose - it takes a bit to get past the hiccups.

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Russia has Amish, too.

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(not a very good selection of pics today)

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"YUCK! It's astroturf!"

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Meanwhile, in Australia...

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It keeps the meter reader away, but eventually you'll get a huge elect. bill.

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"Mom always liked my stoopid brother best."

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"Am I really a prince? Only one way to find out!"

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Sardines in a blankey. (sign sez, hot dogs - 15 Rubles)

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"They're not my nap buddies, but they're a hoot in the tub!"

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You can tell when a baboon gets all embarrassed...

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"Scooting your butt on snow just isn't as satisfying as scooting on carpet."

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Pigeons aren't as stoopid as they look - it knew which were the most expensive cashews.

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"Say cheeze, kids! And have your moms send a fiver tomorrow. Prints might take a while, though." (surveyor scam)

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Oompa Loompa shopping cart.

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"Caution vicious dog!" Yep. Any dog that would smack you a lick with his hammer is vicious all right!

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"Hey, dog - hold my feedbag and watch this!"

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"Messed up the cat's bed and nicked all his food - life is good!"

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Motto of the Roman Legions: never play fair!

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"Sure! I'll help clean up!" (caption is OMG in Russian)

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"Oh, quit whining - the fish called shotgun before we even left the house!"

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Kentucky Fried Baboon - it's whisker lickin' good!

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"For a bag of chips and small bucket of herring, I'll watch your boat all day."

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"Hold up just a bit, guys - I'll hit the hot dog stand and be right back!"

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Popular Russian TV snack - vodka sammiches. (bottles say vodka)

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Back in the day when you called a help desk, nobody had a Pakistani accent.

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Public Service Announcement - don't feed Minions meat!

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Baboon taxis - they might run over the curb a few times, but they'll get you there.

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"Oops! Forgot to hook up the plow again!"

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West African taxis offer killer group rates.

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"Hey! Nobody likes a creeper!"

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Somebody didn't realize he'd get whacked on the head with this 'do.

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There weren't many pioneer ninjas, but they all had a set of these.

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Print a pic the right size and really creep out people at your next party!

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"Hey! You're trying to trick me into taking a bite with onions in it!"

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"Go away, cat! You're too young to buy a carton of smokes! And no snoose, either!"

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"Great face plant! Unfortunately in this event you don't get points for it."

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"Brakes? We don' need no steenkin' brakes!"

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a mango today!"

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"w00t! I love all you can eat pancakes Sunday!"

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"Sure - I can eat it all... I think."

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"People stare at my forehead cyst all the time - I should probably see Dr. Pimple Popper about getting it removed." (Russian curse word)

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When your insurance company says if you smack one more deer they'll cancel your policy...

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Be careful where you toss your butts - fish are very prone to nicotine addiction.

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Easter Island bunny.

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Cat-zilla eats Tokyo. Again.

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Tough 'hoods - this is one!

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Don't play darts with this guy for money!

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"I've got a big surprise for those noodle guys - I rented my hollow log to a family of electric eels!"

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You're not fooling me. I heard the cookie jar clink... I know what's in your pocket!"

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"I'll be darned - the dragonfly call actually worked!"

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Tomato cola? Sure - why not?

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"Would you care to retract that smart remark?"

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"So how much does being extras in a sci-fi movie pay?"

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First rule for n00b sumos - bulk up!

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The hit & run person left his license plate stuck in my wheel... that might be a clue!

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When your brilliant plan to get great lion pics goes bad...

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"Can you kick it in the butt, turt? They'll be all irate if I'm late for my appointment again."

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He only has a small garden but still likes to live the dream.

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#2:



Last frame is sorta cute. I don't think I've ever seen a diesel turbo-charger that small before.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

"You guys know I'm not a seal, right?"

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Gift idea for the flat Earther in your life.

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Still a few bugs to be worked out with this anti theft device.

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Instruction manuals - it's always well to read them a few times.

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For when you have to provide one...

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"PBR isn't my suds of choice... unless somebody else is buying."

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Going to dig up the treasure on Oak Island!

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"Load me up with some more of that before the stoopid ducks get here!"

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Full contact basketball with helmet and pads used to be a thing.

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Now that would be a challenging puzzle!

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When management tries to help out...

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Sandals on a goose? At least it wasn't crocs.

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When squills have had all they can take from blue jays at the feeder...

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Calling shotgun - be quick or be in the back seat!

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"Dear, are you SURE you turned the water off?"

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Biker gangs - there's a club for everybody!

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When you're an alligator, you pretty much have to take what you can get for an Uber.

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"A tick? Seriously? Well, get it and look for more!"

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"I'll take a carton of smokes, and could you put it in a fly away bag?"

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When you have a good nap buddy, it's well to keep it around.
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How the pros do it.

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Genetically engineered peas? Nah - couldn't be!

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Just on the market - penthouse apartment with all the amenities. Long term lease available!

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Chicken and noodles - it's what's for dinner tonight!

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"Yeah, it can get messy, but she doesn't complain about my play list and cleans up fries I spill."

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Before stencils were invented, getting eyebrow tats was quite an ordeal.

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"Hey! When I do this, you look just like that Asian guy I saw on a wanted poster!"

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Baby Yoda is a good Halloween costume for little possums.

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Tour de Russia

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"I'm not telling how I did it, but they still haven't noticed!"

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