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Well, the hawk is a Canon & Nikon elitist! SW

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Very likely!

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Doc Sharptail

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...we are on page 102 of this thread already!

Also the most views on the site!

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Doc Sharptail

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And closing in on a quarter million hits! I check carefully and most viewers are lurkers rather than bots. SW

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A few of the Beagle Boys. Where is Ma Beagle? Was she the ring leader?

Aha! Right you are! Their jail numbers were all variations of 167.

Bonus question - what was Donald Duck's license number? (Hint - it's three digit) SW

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"Well, the worst part of winning a beauty contest is all the stoopid interviews."


"Finish the test in an hour? I'm a sloth - you know that's not enough time!"


"I like to practice my cool disco poses before I go to the club."


"I didn't think this through... should have nicked a spoon, too."


"Meh. A little frost on the whiskers never hurt anybody."


Looks like the scooter club will be switching to skateboards.

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"Couldn't you at least scratch my ears? There aren't that many stickers there."


"I told you not to swim where there are leeches, but do you ever listen to me? Noooo."


Breakfast burger.


Flaming hot Cheetos on bagel with mayo sammich? I'll pass, thanks.


"There's enough stuff for three people - couldn't you share just a little?"


"Hey! Hurry up in there! I've got a very important call to make!"

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"Can we get Lucky Charms this time? Can we? Well can we?? (geese are bad about nagging)


A Big Daddy Ed Roth model in real life. No word if it has a 4 foot long shifter.


Would I try sweet corn sushi? Maybe if it's fried.


I don't know what this job pays, but it AIN'T ENOUGH!


"I keep walking around money in my nap buddy."


You'll go through a lot of bottles with a baby beaver.


"If you don't want to look like this you better cut back on snacks!"

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Those Roth t-shirts were something else back in the day.
Gnarly ugly green monsters driving funny cars, with yes, the 4 foot long shifter.
The blood-shot eyes always got to me....

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Doc Sharptail

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Another of his trade marks was Rat Fink. He had quite an imagination! SW

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his trademark was set without ever registering it , unlike so many that would follow that were b=never heard from again except in local circles , there is a car club here [please forgive the senior moment ] i cannot recall their name but they are well known in our area , they meet at a local restaurant for breakfast every saturday here and they display their cars , weather permitting , ive always thought had i just had the money and inclination i might have enjoyed that crowd - the few i know are really fun guys to talk to butwhen you get to cars they go way outside my knowledge level really fast ,

some of them - a lot of them - have their garages set up like old gas stations with all the trimmings , signs and pumps and all the paraphernalia to set the mood - they work on their cars , some just wash and polish , but when you step into their world you are turned back in time to the era we remember all so well , full service , cheap gas , cruising the stri[ [whatever that was in your town or the one next door ] coolers in the back headed to the drive in theaters with the girls that are all long gone now , i miss a lot of these things these days .......would maybe turn back time for a night before i check out

You ain't the only one with the senior moments.
I spend a lot of time on useless stuff like the old phone exchange pre-fixes eg: SPruce, WHitehall, GRovesnor, HUdson, etc. etc.
Latest brainworm is the Bugs Bunny "Valkyrie Opera" episode where poor old Elmer F. gets turned inside out, more ways than one.
It's a shame they've taken this stuff off the air- far too politically incorrect for today's crowd I suppose.
Short rant over, I hope.

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Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Personal grooming tip - always trim those nose whiskers!


Not all doggy doors are for in & out - this one is just for giving people the stink eye.


Looks like the fish are biting today.


"This isn't over, pal! There just might be a surprise on the carpet for you later!"


"In retrospect I probably shouldn't have volunteered to bring snacks for the poker game guys."


Finally! A salon where you can get your hair done for $9.95 and be out the door in 15 minutes!


Skate boarder turt

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Neat limo, but plan your turns carefully.


V-Dub briefly test marketed scooters.


"And for only $250, you'll receive your sure fire starter kit and step by step selling instructions!" (multi level marketing scam - hamster style)


If you don't have a tall ladder in your photography kit, you should at least have ready access to one.


"Cookies? You bet! But don't give any to the goat - he's the worst!"


"Okay, I'm helping harvest potatoes... so when do I start getting my bacon payoff?"

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#4:
I wonder where the tripod was obtained.
It would be a little easier to do now, with the modern cameras and lift equipment now available.

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Doc Sharptail

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"I don't know how you did it, but it's flat, all right."


Camel bling.


"Yippie-ki-yay!"


The tooth fairy also visits sharks.


New selection down at the tub buddy store.


"Oh, sure - I come in to get an early start, and the clutch monk calls in sick!"


Fortunately, most dogs only bite a wasp nest once.

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"We could have stayed in Sarasosta, but noooooo, you just had to fly 3500 miles to Sturgeon Creek, so's we could freeze our butts off, and fight ravens off our eggs...."

Only what it looks like.
In reality, they're trying to swim against 45-50 mph winds at 36F.
The bit about them fighting off ravens is true- they ran off 3 before I could get the 200mm on the camera.

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Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Looks like a mean gander! SW

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Gas powered R/C cars are way expensive but a lot of fun!


"Okay, turt - I know you're in there, and you know you still owe me $20!"


"There are plenty of places to get a drink here, Bee - go find your own!"


The dog likes my fave hoodie and won't give it back!"


Kudzu monsters - the threat is real!



"I checked your donuts for salmonella, they're good to go - dive in!"

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