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"Having 2 heads on 1 body isn't that great - he blows butt in his sleep and blames it on me."

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"AHHHHHH!! The deck is eating my dinner!"

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Water buffalo cavalry is a real thing!

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There are times when you should just blow off a double dog dare.

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"I hate walk up apartments, but rent is too high at the place with an elevator."

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Another reason to hate foam packing popcorn.

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love the popcorn when the dog gets into it - drives us crazy gettin it all cleaned up , wish he would learn to enjoy bubble wrap like the grandkis , way easier to keep control of

Nap buddies - yep, rats like 'em, too.

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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Only one? Here's a few more then. Sorry about that."

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Kids wouldn't think Pokémon characters are so cute if they knew about their cannabalism.

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"Baptism by immersion in the river? No - we have other ways of making you a true believer!" (Russian Orthodox church)

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"You dirty rat! I know you're cheating somehow!"

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You're in a golf game with some high rollers for $500 a hole when a gator nicks your ball. Okay, pros... how do you play this?

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"I just finished the basement and added a rec room down there - I'll make a fortune when I sell!"

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"Hand me your trail mix and fruit - it'll make you lighter and easier to rescue!"

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"These are okay, but couldn't you find any walnuts?" (squills are ungrateful little boogers)

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"As big as he is, he's still a great nap buddy!"

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Beaving carrots for breakfast - much tastier than cottonwood.

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'Come up the tree with us, kid - it's a lot more fun to monkey around up there."

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"This is my pal, Pocho. He's pretty cool... as long as I don't forget to feed him."

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Looks like today was foodie day where I lift most of the pics. SW

I'd say we have all the food groups covered here.

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"We're not in IHOP anymore, Toto!"

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Cup o' sliders.

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Creepy Halloween snacks.

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Things to do while waiting for the prune juice to work when your phone's dead.

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Even the Emperor and Darth Vader despise Putin. More aid for Ukraine!

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"I finally caught a fish this big and it didn't get away!"

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Love that last pic.
Been thinking on getting some pike.
Sturgeon creek is awfully high and fast and dirty right now.
We went Friday afternoon and caught nothing.
Once it stops raining, we will try for pike at Hazel Creek east of St. Rita.
Had store bought euro pickerel cheeks for supper last night, and Mrs. wants more fish.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

I'll try to get out early and drown a couple worms Tuesday. Still seeing smallish walleye, crappies and bluegills... and carp, of course.

It's also about time to trap crawdads - maybe wait until it warms up a little more. I'm not sure what temps bring them out.

I'll use frozen tilapia fillets from Co-op - they discount freezer burned ones and that'll be cheaper bait than sardines - which I like for myself more than for mini-lobsters. SW

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that kitten is gonna smell real fishy for a bit ,

"I should probably be ready to duck when this starts... and have the door open."

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Arts and crafts project if you like wine.

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Heckling at sporting events - you really shouldn't.

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"Would you grab my shower cap and tub buddy for me?"

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"Man, I worked up quite a thirst squabbling with that squill!"

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A Tubby hit team whacks their target in public. (In Japan, they can get away with it)

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"Looks like I'm gonna bust my beak. Again."

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Looking cool isn't always easy.

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Soothing music can ease the stress of a visit to the dentist.

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You really can't trust paint to come out same color as the lid.

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"Back off, fool! I saw the fish first!"

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Monkey wrench for really small monkeys.

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Better run for it, mouse - those turts are ninjas and know kung-fu!

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"And the old fart tells his grandkids this car 'doesn't use a drop of oil'!"

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"You didn't give me the old lady blue hair look, did you? DID YOU?"

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Fun with snakes - I'm just not seeing it.

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Energizer barnacle is real - just not as lively as the Energizer wabbit.

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Falling asleep at parties - you'll be sorry!

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Beef and noodles sliders - be sure to ask for a bib.

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Not an actual angry bird but still pretty darn grumpy about something.

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Cake decoration from the crazy cat lady's wedding.

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"Tramps are a hoot!"

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He's kinda slow, but nobody else delivers live mice with condiments.

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Creepers - they're everywhere!

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When the dishwasher bonks, you have to get creative with serving meals.

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"Yeah, it's a fixer-upper - don't judge us!"

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Perennial question - why did the chicken cross the creek?

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"Ha! He was dumb enough to take that double dog dare!"

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good thing he didnt take the tripple dog dare

People forget what a great invention cordless phones are.

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"Not bad, but it could use a little hot pepper sauce."

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"I checked for mice and spideys - all clear. Let's roll!"

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"Little kid birthday parties are always good for a big score!"

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Moose ubers know all the good shortcuts so you will be early, but you'll get wet.

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Back in the day, girls who could skate and not drop stuff got paid extra.

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Dental assistants had to be tough in the early years...

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You really can't call your scooter a chopper if it doesn't have ape hangers.

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i remember those roller skating car hops , there were a couple places that had them when i was young ,

A&W here.
The roller skates were gone by '68 or so.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

I had trouble convincing Mom & Dad I could finish off a large mug o' A&W root beer. Turns out I could but Dad had to pull over for a whiz break on the way back to the ranch.

I recall liking their hot dogs, too. SW

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"Who's up for a cup o' hot chocolate? That would be me!"

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Sometimes it's well to put your work plans in writing.

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Pizza pie? Bah! Pizza cake!

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Be careful with this - weenie dogs are prone to having a wrenched back.

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Seriously - when was the last time you saw one of these? (pic is from a spoof ad showing Lada sedans can be ordered with heated seats)

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Gothic cuckoo clock.

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First squills took our tramp up to their place - then they ran a power cord up there to charge their phones while they bounced around!

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New snack food side hustle - soup on a stick.

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"Yep - I can see 'em from this angle... you have a bad case of ear mites, pal!"

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"They didn't get all the feathers off again - I am SO taking this back and exchange it!"

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Actual cake from a big money competition.

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Legit corn dogs - you just don't see them anymore.

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"You're just going to eat the green stuff, right?"

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Mercedes made cool trucks, too.

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DuckBob sez, "Hey!"

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Gift you could take to some party you really didn't want to attend.

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"You're about to get on my nerves!"

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