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Prehistoric monster - the saber toothed seal!

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Helping Dad get the car REALLY clean!

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Robotic shaver and nose hair trimmer. You'll want to have your blood type on file here.

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"Dear, if you're going to the store, get noodles... a LOT of noodles."

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Watch with secret decoder ring and cuckoo clock - looks another Rorex knock off.

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Canned Christmas dinner - just the ticket for people who hate to cook!

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"They're great tub buddies, too!"

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Certain religious groups don't always get a cordial reception when they show up at the door.

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The difference between mild, medium and hot ghost pepper sauce.

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"Stoopid baboons are hitting on my gf again... and she's liking it!"

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"Don't wig out, sir - I just want to lick a little salt off your car."

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Ranchers have cow dogs - shepherds have sheep dogs - duck herders have... well, a seal would be about the best.

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Rat trained to play a harmonica. What song does it like to play? 3 blind mice, of course!

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"To look my best for the date tonight, I'll have an algae eater spiff up my shell!"

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"Note to self - next time, steal a boat with plenty of gas!"

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I'll be darned - there IS hope for an old pair of Crocs!

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"There! An isolated spot where I can enjoy sardines without everybody trying to mooch them from me!"

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"Interpretation table" at the toilet museum. Most realistic depiction gets a free poot hat. (seriously - it's a thing in Japan)

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Don't mock the special needs unicorn - it was a kid's first cake made in baking class!

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Pickle cheesecake?? Only if served as dessert for a burger party.

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"I trade all these in for the bounty, I can really load up on snacks and plug tobacco at the C-store!"

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Can't find croutons to make friends at the zoo? No worries - Cheerios work just as well.

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Texaco was really into advertising back in the day. Now? Not so much.

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Stupor Bowl snacks - it's coming soon!

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Looks like the Christmas drum set finally got on everybody's last nerve!

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Brain freeze - squills are immune.

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"I think he still earned his archery merit badge so we got that going for us."

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Looks like he bought the scam package that supposedly lets you mine bitcoins with cell phones.

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"Oh, sure - they put plug tobacco clear up on the top shelf!"

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"Ha! I told 'em this cracker box jail couldn't hold me!"

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Nap buddies? I have my doubts.

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"Save the neck for me, Clark!"

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"Fox, you are really starting to annoy me!"

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If that last one is real, darned lucky shot!

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Taking a cue from chipmunks, some frogs stuff their cheeks with bugs to save for winter.

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When the stoker's union went on strike, Skoda drivers had to shovel their own coal. (4kg per kilometer)

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"Females around here will have nothing to do with me - they say (sob) my fish breath reeks too badly!"

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For the foodies - chicken and noodles taco!

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"We should have known stunts like this never turn out like they do on TV!"

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Looks like grandma made novelty cannisters at ceramics class... I sure hope that's the back story anyway.

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Learning to skateboard... take a deep breath and think that decision through.

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Need more fiber in your diet? Try ham & beans pizza!

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that looks like an 1897 shes pointing at that jahovas witness ...wouldnt want to be them ,

Anteaters like to creep on their neighbors.

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Some ass tried to disrupt the Tour de Arizona.

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"I have a note from Dad saying the beer is for him and not me. If that works, I'll take a pack of menthols, too."

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Monk extortion - you pretty much have to give them snacks, or your windows will be a real mess.

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Waiting for the ferry so they can get pop and snoose at the C-store across the river.

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About those Mars explorers that quit transmitting...

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"Oh, sure! Spend big money for this concert, and the main act is 5 hours late!"

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Sad but true, lady - that halter makes it look like you have a big ass!

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Telepathic alien brain waves are everywhere - protect yourself!

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"w00t! A 2-fer!"

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Done with work for the day and getting ready for the big date!

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tin foil hat folks - ive seen most all of it , we once held the first ever ZOMBIE shoot at our range here , a=had everything you can imagine [including strippers -unpaid]as well as cops melting barrels down and the most unsafe bunch of tin foil hatters straight out of their mothers basements with brand new AR rifles and lots of internet surplus ammo ,

sponsored by some big name companies , attended by some big name shooters , corralled by some really overworked locals , great attendance tho

"Hey, bird - while you're in there, see how my tonsils look. I've had kind of a sore throat lately."

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Finally! A way to make carp taste good!

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Drifting big trucks can be done, but not by this guy.

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"A big mug of hot chocolate would really hit the spot right now - I'd trade you 4 herrings for one!"

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Stupid criminal of the month - in this case maybe even the whole year.

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"Something tells me I should have waited for snow to test this..."

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"I told him I'd share as long as he doesn't slime my dish."

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Gen 1 dishwashers weren't a big seller.

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"Well, time to go now."
"Okay - see you soon, baboon!"

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Seafood/watermelon jello - I might try a small portion.

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From a photoset of bad tats - SpongeBob came out as SpongeBeavis.

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Having fun feeding birds like this is well & fine until squills see what's going on and want their share.

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"Look - if you guys aren't going to help with my tick problem then just go away!"

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"Hey! I challenged you to a sword fight, cheater!"

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"I don't care what grandma wants - I will NOT wear the pink fuzzy slippers!"

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Rats are always down for a good tea party.

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"I can see my car again - it must be spring!"

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Medieval ice skates.

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From the days before 4 wheel drive.

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"Trying to sneak out without paying your rent again, eh?"

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"Yep! It's your channel changer. So how bad do you want it back unchewed?"

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Pessimist - "Yuck! There's a frog in my salad!"
Optimist - "Yay! No bugs in my salad!"

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Learning from your mistakes - not everybody does that.

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Hey A Square
They do a Zombie Shoot at the range just up the road from me every year. I went as a casual observer one year, and it's nuts as you say. If fact the Kane County Sheriffs SWAT team had their MRAP there and were letting guys shoot from inside it. Until one knucklehead shooting from the turret didn't practice muzzle awareness and caught a ricochet from the armor plate in the gut. I think that ended the Sherrif's participation in the fun and games.
In fact you and I have a mutual acquaintance who has purchased some english revolvers in the past that goes very year.
Rebel

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

Due to a shortage of trained dogs, this fellow had to settle for a seeing eye anteater.

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Ladies - lose an eyelash in a subway scuffle? No worries - there's usually a vending machine nearby.

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Finally! Something different to do while waiting for that connecting flight.

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Not many people know Crocs date from medieval times.

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Also not widely known is that gnomes enjoy basketball.

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The real story is these were used by cattle rustlers to disguise their footprints. The pair shown are evidence from a trial.

Odd that the case went to trial - most rustlers were hung out of hand. SW

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