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"Yuck! Onion breath!"

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"Doctor, there's no pulse." "Sure. His expensive tennies are mine!"

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"Who's the smartest guy here?"

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"Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm hunting wabbits!"

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It's Canada, kids.

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A lot of evil scientists got their start with this set - also kids who wanted contents of the cat's litter box to glow in the dark.

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Noodling - fun for the whole family!

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i want to meet that woman - what can i say ???????????

"Winter is coming"

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If you're going to talk trash to giraffes, have your get away route planned! And be really speedy!

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Sporting camels

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Emoticons for muslim girls

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I didn't realize you have to be so careful what you say to giraffes - the slightest off color phrase really gets them irate!

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"No, it's not snow - it's my bomber cap."

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"Big Bang Theory - Russian version"

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"Mom, this is my pal, Borya (Boris) can he come in to play?"
"I'm house broken!"

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When dogs win the lottery...

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"All natural calming product" Some would say calm... some would say stoned.

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Noodling - the trick is to not noodle a snapping turtle.

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Pigeons love to troll cats

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If your bike has a radial engine do you have to "walk the prop" before you start it?

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Guess who's having an old cup o' noodles for supper?

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"Will hokey-pokey for pop tarts"

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Popular in eastern Europe - cucumber flavored Sprite

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"Possession of cigarettes under age 18 is forbidden - they're bad for your health!"

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"Work with important results"

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"Hound selfie"

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"Overkill? Not in Australia! Shoot 'em in the back!!"

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"Dill pickle flavor is the best kind!"

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You can save a lot of money by cutting your own hair... well, in theory, anyway.

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"Spork"

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"It's going to happen"

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Regret - vegetarians can have it

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"Morning. Office. Me." (not me, but it might be kaintuck )

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"Hey, wiseguy! You said this was a pie hole!"

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How to make your own bacon. Step 1 - fatten up a piggy.

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How to prank soccer kids

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"If I can't see you, you can't see me!"

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"Genius" (The blank paper says 'invisible fish')

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"Cosplay - not just for young people"

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Alaska - be there or be square!

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ive thought to go to alaska , but never quite got there , i have friends that went there to work in the late 60s early 70s to do welding on the pipeline that ended up carrying sheet rock on apartment buildings after their tour , nt something that was planned but back then we operated with the funds we had then needed new funds to get back , i think im glad i made the choices i did these days but at the time the temptation for big earnings were great ,

i do miss not ever seeing it and do plan to visit one day to do that - no longer chasing dollars and wanting to widen my experiences of this great country - much of which ive yet to see , i doubt i will ever leave our boarders again - way to much to see here that i kept putting off till later .........and i have seen a lot of it and would love to visit again ,

before i die i want to visit manassas again - just once , hope its the same as i remember - that was the one that left the biggest impression on me in the past

i have to add here - because it was the most solemn and well presented that i have visited and i was at most of the important ones .........save cold harbor that i do wish to see as well , +

A square 10, go to Alaska, you never regret going. Went up on a Coast Guard ice breaker. The inland passage to Juneau was spectacular. You will get a new appreciation for the color green.

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"We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist"
Victoria 1899

Pakistani style dump truck

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"Is that one the pizza guy?"

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"Day three and they still haven't caught on."

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"Genius"

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A really creative cake (I still can't eat noodles with chopsticks)

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Australia - one day is pretty much like another

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"Hey, Tom! I wanna see you bang cymbals together and make monkey sounds!" (hee hee hee)

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"Bouquet for your sweetie"

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"Good bye, dear - I'm off to work!"

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"Like box"

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"Old school"

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Law for commercial trucks - all loads must be strapped down

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"Don't act like a jerk to the tractorist" (guy running the backhoe)

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Jabba the seal

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They don't use seat belts, either!

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How parrots find themselves in locked cages

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Simple concept... if you don't want sharks to get you, don't go in the ocean.

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Full service gas station - west African style

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"Why hockey is more popular than basketball in Russia

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Another very expensive trip to the camel spa

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Wascal wabbit

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"Hey! I saw the fish first, dammit!"

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Parking by fire hydrants - this is called karma.

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Cats hate cold ears

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Just because a race horse can no longer race doesn't mean he's down and out

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Sharpies - essential make up tool in eastern Europe

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"Surprise coming"

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The most reliable way to tell dinner is being served

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Octopus fart

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Baseball basics - keep your eye on the ball, not the ball on your eye

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How did she get promoted so quickly at work? People suspected she was a brown noser

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"It's from my grandma"

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Carefully watching a tailgater - might be somebody he knows.

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Monobrow gone wild!

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The good news was that after a trip to the brake shop, Marc's truck would stop on a dime...

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too bad he didnt take the trailer in for the same ,

Or tie the boat down right. SW

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I am running through my mind the driver's first few seconds when he suddenly realized something was wrong. Then the awful realization of reality. The awwww S**** feeling.

Russian cigar lighter... a very LOUD cigar lighter!

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"Very strong beer"

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Job with no margin for error

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"It's okay, dogs - you can lick the wire. It's pretty tasty!"

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Seals hamming it up in a photobomb

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A whole ass-load of goats

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Some racing cars have an extra large crankcase oil reservoir

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