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Energy efficient cell phone charger

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Time for a fresh tube of 'divot' glue... or a chin strap

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"Guess I wasn't ready to move up from a kids meal after all"

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First chair chopper

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Here we see thousands of Nazis. What to we *not* see? Porta terlets! Apparently a big bladder was required to be a national socialist.

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that nazi photo would have been enough to scare some folks into thinking they were going to take over the world , sure glad their bladder didn't hold up to the spectacle ,

Wascal wabbit

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"Tanks always have the right of way"

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"Buckle up, little trash panda!"

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"I can't see you, so you can't see me!" Interesting theory, but...

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Fried pussycat in 3... 2... 1...

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"Barbie and Ken in Russia"

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"When you need to change oil but don't have a jack."

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This guy knows where all the streets with speed bumps are.

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"You didn't open the beer for me? Seriously?"

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This is just wrong!

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"I'm your bartender today!"

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Trapped in the porta-terlet!

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Punk rock Vee Dub

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Just right!

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"Ahhhh... this is probably far enough!"

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Bears - always ready to mooch.

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Situational awareness - never lose it!

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Proof that Oompa-Loompas are real!

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Time to call in sick for the day!

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"I see you haz a snack... I just so happen to also like snacks!"

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Jumping on the bed - lots o' fun... until Mom catches you!

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Thriving Asian business - the elephant wash.

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"Family style dining" for a very messy family.

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You were dared to head-butt a porcupine? Bad move.

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"Oh, quit being cheap and dump the whole basket in!"

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"What barricades? What traffic cones? What guys yelling and waving their arms?"

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"Snuff, snuff, snuff... Eeek!!"

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Carrying concealed - be sure your gat doesn't 'print'!

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"Ummm... you kids didn't pee in the water, right?"

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"Watch out for speed bumps!"

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"Go away!! You are NOT gonna photobomb us!"

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Tree-zilla in Tokyo

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Ooooof! I ate WAY too much turkey!

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"A little to the right... there! Say birdseed!"

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"Nothing unusual here - just a regular day in Russia"

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Not getting good gas mileage? There's a sure-fire fix for that!

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Cows don't throw poop, but you still shouldn't get too close to their enclosure.

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"Full tummy"

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Ripping and shredding gift wrappers - not always a good idea.

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"Ow."

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"Now that took talent!"

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How Captain Stumpy got his nickname.

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ive always wondered at that last one with the shark - im quite comfortable with the freshwater toothy critters but that is a bit out of my realm ,

Cape buffalo and rhinos have tick pecker birds - turtles have these

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"This is my pal, Leonard - we have extra pop tarts, right?"

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"Don't go nuts with the holiday cheer tonight!"

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Throwing your car keys to scare the snake away... brilliant - just brilliant.

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To participate in the hot lunch program at this school you have to help chop wood.

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Appearance is everything in the Spanish Foreign Legion. I have one of those hats but no chin strap - this guy must be a para.

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"Keep pulling, Comrade! When you get us up to 5 mph, I dump clutch and maybe this thing start!"

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"The tide came in while we were partying? Nobody said anything about a tide!!"

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Saving gas!

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"While they're arguing, I'll just have a little swig o' this rum & coke!"

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Butthurt - the feeling when you realize your gf grows a better 'stache tan you do.

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Made in Israel

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Bedtime stories - turts like them, too.

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Little known fact - horses love spaghetti.

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Russian surfers - wimps need not apply

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Another problem with communism - really bad salami breath

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Sardines - good and good for ya!

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Drunk drivers beware - Russian buses have torpedoes!

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Those crafty Chinese went to the moon for a reason!

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Sorry Bud. Just to let you know there are no cats on the moon, therefore no Chinese restaurants unless you bring in your own cat.

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John Connor

"This is a stick up! Hand over your trail mix... and bacon!"

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There's a big difference here - the cow is very much more intelligent. And more attractive!

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The entrance exam to be a shoplifter isn't too difficult.

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This is a big seller in Australia - the long distance spidey grabber.

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The hamster makes his break.

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Sneeky seals are stowaway experts.

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ET's daily driver - it's really a Vespa with stick-on body panels!

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Found on my social media page. Thought it cute. Looks like the river otters up the escarpment...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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so not sure you will get the rise you were hoping for - gotta say i like the utters on brt better than the cow and im thinking that otter is one of the better ones ive seen , i dont trust them tho ....just sayin

not sure the brit comparison will get the rise you want , i do like some of what i see tho , the otter looks fine but i dont trust them far , i really like "ETs" scooter tho