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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:07 am 
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Well, the female person in question is the un-lovely, un-talented Miley Cyrus who seems to be making a living lewdly stomping around stages with her tongue hanging out. Comparing her to the cow is indeed unfair... to the cow. SW

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Experimental pilot light to reduce cow methane emissions.
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Overkill? Not in some households!
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Basketball street pros wanting to play somebody for money
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"W00t!! A full jar of peanut butter!"
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"Buuuuuuurp! Oops! Drank my pop too fast!"
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No worries, ladies... no worries at all!
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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:43 am 
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Experimental pilot light to reduce cow methane emissions.

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Had a really super-bad gas attack on Tue. from Mon. perogies. Bad enough that I had to leave work for home, punched out sick. Good thing no one was smoking around me at 11:30 when the gas finally made an (ahem) exit. :oops:





No worries, ladies... no worries at all!
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Had run across this before somewhere with similar sentiments expressed.
Geez. A crew like that would be enough to drive an honest man to drink :crzy:

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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
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Trying to find a friend's place - can't read apartment numbers.
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Fish-flops
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"Hi, Mom!"
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Actual job in the Russian navy - scare walruses off submarines. (it ain't easy!)
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"...Well, the female person in question is the un-lovely, un-talented Miley Cyrus who seems to be making a living lewdly stomping around stages with her tongue hanging out. Comparing her to the cow is indeed unfair... to the cow. SW.."

sorry - they all look alike to me these days - all seem to be stomping and hanin things out - did not mean to offend brit or any others really , ill not be throwing rocks at their making a living but sometimes find the antics wanting ,


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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
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"New Year's sale in Estonia" (Russkies think Estonians are kinda umb-day)
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Yep - it's a Russian squill!
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When parrot fish don't floss.
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"Dammit!"
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"Ha! You missed me, fish!"
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"Use your turn signals, bone head!!
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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
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"Are they done?"
"Close enough!"
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"Arrrrrrr! Be quick about handin' over those sunflower seeds, matey!"
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This one really creeps me out!
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Corn flakes - breakfast of champions
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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
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Hungry, hungry hippo
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Battleship as a drinking game. Your ship gets hit or sinks you have to slug down whatever's in the shot glasses.
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"Wolf track" The print isn't easy to see, but that's a gi-normous wolf!'
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"Hey! Let me in, dammit!!"
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Having a friend over for dinner in a Chinese apartment. ("terlet's down the hall on the left")
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New drug dog. First day on the job and ready to sniff things!
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Shaking hands with his elbow in 3... 2... 1...
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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
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"Can't I have just ONE pop tart?"
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"There's lunch." (say the gators)
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Down at the camel wash. (these camel hair cuts are very expensive)
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When elk go bad...
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Thinking things through - always a good idea!
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Careful! They spit!
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Somewhere under all this is a refreshing beverage.
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Targeting younger drinkers???
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It's Russia, kids!
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"Would you get the mayo for me?"
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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
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Taking the chicken out to do his biz
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An electric shower? That's new.
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"Of course it's a balanced meal! Parsley and shrooms are veggies!"
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"Be vewy, vewy quiet! They're hunting cats!"
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"Got more photographers? They're very tasty!"
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Remember size limits when fishing - you gotta throw the small ones back!
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*Snuff, snuff* "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a pop tart today!"
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All terrain bike.
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Nice ass.
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Surprise!!
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Frag out!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Misc pics...
PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:18 pm 
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Save $, make your own. Potatoes, sugar & yeast = vodka. Home still kits aren't too expensive.
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Riding the Moscow subway.
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"Mmmm! Not bad! Now I see why coyotes like to eat them!"
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"Thanks! I just want the bun, though."
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"Hey! Let me up! Somebody opened the fridge!"
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:00 pm 
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The subway pic looks like a Umarex MP-40 converted to paintball. Either that, or the guy's a pigeon control specialist :bigrin:

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Headed to a DragonCon or other convention. Comicon. etc.


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"Onward to the kitchen!"
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"Roads aren't really necessary" (but they help)
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Its parents were only casually acquainted.
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When you're making an intricate equestrian maneuver, be sure your horse is on the same page.
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Street beggars taking plastic? Don't think it can't happen!
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His cow wanted a fresh pic for her fakebook page.
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Tired of people selling vacuum sweepers or wanting to tar cracks in your driveway?
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"Can my pal stay for dinner? His mom said it's okay with her!"
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"Dear, would you check the car? It's making a funny noise!"
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"Dang! I need to get up... or not."
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"Bears helping push cars - it's Russia!"
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Looks like taggers found a cow napping.
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I was slacking off hunting and writing... time to post a few here again! SW

Pet bears - cute when they're little... darn expensive to feed when they grow up!
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Amish soccer mom
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Time to scoop the walk... or just forget about it.
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"Oops!!"
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"Hello? Yes? Stoopid telemarketers!"
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Terlet paper thieves should get mandatory jail time!
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"I iz spying on you!"
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:58 pm 
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Mother Russia is a cold mother
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"My bff!"
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Kinda cool, but you'd smack you head on it at night
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Help stamp out art!
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"I think I hear the pizza guy - we should probably tip big this time."
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"Yes, my parents' names are Ward and June - how'd you know?"
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