Play Ball!!!
Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game.
Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind
them, one of
The Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the
president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at
the agent, and shakes his head violently.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from
the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love
it!"
So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people
want."
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and
drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking,
swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering,
applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You
were right, I would have never believed that!"
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is
wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first
PITCH!"
