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--------50TH ANNIVERSARY STORY
A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very
successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one, "Sorry I'm running
late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient; you know how it is,
and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all
together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just
flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop
for you."
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but
my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't
have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your
mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very
poor. Despite this, we each worked two jobs and were able to send each of
you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved
each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
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Remember the Alamo but Never Forget Waco .
For those who have fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know.
"IN GOD WE TRUST"
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