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Post subject: Grandfathers Gift

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:03 pm

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Joined: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:19 pm
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Location: Corsicana, Texas

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying.

He calls his grandson to his bedside.. " Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?" :draw:

Wes

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Et2ss

Post subject: Re: Grandfathers Gift

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:32 pm

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Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:07 pm
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Yeah....... you can keep the rolex

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A square 10

Post subject: Re: Grandfathers Gift

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:14 pm

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Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:26 am
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Location: Minnesota , USA

with the 38 you canna get all the rolexs you needa

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