im fairly certain that woman knows her husband all too well - mine would know id been fishing and want to see the catch
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| Author: | Tdub [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Pilot humor |
I think TxPete would have liked this He left home about 8:30 a.m. to do some work in his hanger at the airport with his friends. On the way out the door he answered his wife's "what time will you be home?" question with "probably about 1:30, I'll have lunch at the airport." 1:30 came & went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about 7:00 pm he rolls in the driveway, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the apologetic story. I finished cleaning the plane about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home, when alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer. She said there's a tavern just up the road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit. I agreed to stop, we had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having sex. And that is why I am so late getting home. His wife looked him right in the eye and said "Don't Shit Me, YOU WENT FLYING, DIDN'T YOU? " |
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| Author: | A square 10 [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pilot humor |
im fairly certain that woman knows her husband all too well - mine would know id been fishing and want to see the catch
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| Author: | HerrMesser [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pilot humor |
If it was during deer season my wife would ask if I saw any. Rad |
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| Author: | ANDREY [ Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:40 am ] | ||
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| Author: | A square 10 [ Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pilot humor |
whoops  , needin a couple more lessons me thinks
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| Author: | Swede [ Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pilot humor |
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