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Tdub

Post subject: WOMEN

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:42 pm

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Joined: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:19 pm
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Location: Corsicana, Texas

WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind. :kap:

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A square 10

Post subject: Re: WOMEN

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:04 pm

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Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:26 am
Posts: 18522
Location: Minnesota , USA

i was going to say ..........

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EllieC

Post subject: Re: WOMEN

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:52 am

Master Sergeant

Joined: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:13 pm
Posts: 258
Location: Nebraska

Baaaahahahaha! That's a good one!

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HerrMesser

Post subject: Re: WOMEN

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:36 am

The Knife

Joined: Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:15 pm
Posts: 3415
Location: Bean town in the worthless nut state

There are exceptions to the rule.

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