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Author:	ReinhardH [ Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:12 pm ]
Post subject:	PMS in the Bible
PMS in the Bible ... During his sermon on Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human existence could be found in the Bible. If anything can happen to humans, it is described somewhere in the Bible. After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "Reverend, I don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS anywhere." The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS somewhere in the Bible. During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter, and verse-by-verse. On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, "Did you find PMS mentioned in the Bible?" The preacher smiled, opened his Bible, and began to read: "...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem..."

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