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| Author: | Herr Mario [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:38 pm ] |
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A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles! "the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!" The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the patient says, "I am fine with pills". The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet." The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth." |
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| Author: | A square 10 [ Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:53 pm ] |
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