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ANDREY

Post subject: Redneck medecine

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:40 am

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Joined: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:02 am
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Location: Occupied Vlaanderen (belgium)

Medical Term - Redneck Definition

Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section -A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him

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mabk

Post subject: Re: Redneck medecine

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:13 am

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Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:44 pm
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A square 10

Post subject: Re: Redneck medecine

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:19 pm

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Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:26 am
Posts: 18522
Location: Minnesota , USA

some good old redneck logical thinkin went into that

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Et2ss

Post subject: Re: Redneck medecine

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:13 pm

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Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:07 pm
Posts: 5232
Location: Far too close to the edge

Ik wist niet dat ze rode nekken hadden in België

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ANDREY

Post subject: Re: Redneck medecine

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:28 am

The Butcher

Joined: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:02 am
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Location: Occupied Vlaanderen (belgium)

Yeah, they're called "Vlamingen".
;-) A

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Post subject: Re: Redneck medecine

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:00 am

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