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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

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It's 5 o'clock and it's watermelon time.....................
because you can't drink beer & load rockets - TXPete

that is just to cool

where were you in 1970 ????
and 1980 ????????
and 1990 ?????????????

....just drop 2 extra strength aspirin into the gas tank....it helps some...

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....Naj puška govori!....
.............deplorable typical "bitter clinger"....

1970 I was in secondary school.
1980 I was having a go at college.
1990 I was loading/unloading trucks at the supermarket store.

Not really sure what it's got to do with the car though ...

BRGDS,
A

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In the end, there can be only ONE

those are the apporoximate years i needed this advice , in its absence i was destined to repeat the same foolish mistake ............married for 39 years - just not contiguously

Ah.
Got it now.
Yeah, good advice always comes too late ...

A

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In the end, there can be only ONE