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A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.



The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . .



So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions and MSU.



The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.



He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, �bout 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?"

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i like the new version

Well, a Northerner doesn't probably understand the original punchline. It refers to University of Georgia fans.

...we had the same joke here....and I'm a "northerner"-except the "Dawgs referred to Cleveland Browns fans....

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it did not escape me - i worked the south when i was young , been to both ends of the mississippi - and i kinda liked , that version