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 Post subject: Natural Bull Enhancement
PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:14 pm 
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A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend "All that bull does is eat grass. Won't even look at a cow."
"Take him to the vet." his friend suggested.
The next week, John is much happier. "The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all my cows!" he told his pal. "Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbour's cows! He's like a machine!"
"What kind of pills were they?" asked the friend.
"I don't know, but they've got a peppermint taste."

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:45 pm 
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eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww , he gave that cow urinal cakes ..............


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:39 pm 
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Thats a pretty good one! I heard a good one today at work. My biggest fear is that when I die, my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:41 am 
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i hear that one ellie - tell her you will come back and haunt her if she does , it is the curse of those of us that collect that those we leave them to have no clue why they are selling so fast at the prices they set ,

OH , and NO - that joke is not so funny when its our guns getting sold off for cheap , leave her a list with prices and such , maybe some data on why its valuable , tell her she could get RICH ............er at least be better off :D


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:09 am 
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You got it A square 10, good joke but not funny when it is the family selling to cheap because they don't have a clue. That is why I keep a current list with values in the gun vaults so the fam. has good handle on value. Pain in the butt to update every year but better than letting them get screwed.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:10 am 
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Even better is to ask a trusted friend to take care of them if something happens.
And add those instructions with your will of course.

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