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A Kentucky Wildcat fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a
call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his
wife has just given birth to a typical Kentucky Wildcat baby boy weighing 25
pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Kentucky fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home,
folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Kentucky Wildcat baby boy. He's gonna be a University of Kentucky football player." Congratulations showered him from all around.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
aren't you the father of that typical Kentucky Wildcat baby boy that
weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how
big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"The proud
father answers, "17 pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a
little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the
day he was born!" The Kentucky father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on
his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."

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"OH BOTHER!" Exclaimed Pooh as he hurriedly worked the bolt to chamber another round.

"Yes, this is certainly a failure to stop situation." Piglet commented nervously.

Maybe that is because I was born in Kentucky.

Rad

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