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| Author: | OlTom [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:44 am ] |
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A Kentucky Wildcat fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Kentucky Wildcat baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Kentucky fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Kentucky Wildcat baby boy. He's gonna be a University of Kentucky football player." Congratulations showered him from all around. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Kentucky Wildcat baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"The proud father answers, "17 pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Kentucky father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised." |
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| Author: | TNGunsmoke [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:35 am ] |
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| Author: | HerrMesser [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:30 am ] |
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| Author: | OPossumtx [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:04 pm ] |
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| Author: | HerrMesser [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:22 am ] |
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Maybe that is because I was born in Kentucky. Rad |
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| Author: | A square 10 [ Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:35 pm ] |
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