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 Post subject: Genies
PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:35 pm 
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Теперь предлагаем бесплатную ежедневную маммографию!
Теперь предлагаем бесплатную ежедневную маммографию!
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Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over Obama’s new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He jumped out of his car and ran to see what he could do, but it was obviously too late. Terribly distraught, Bill sat down on the grass with his head in his hands. He knew Michele would go absolutely ballistic, and his buddy Barack would be heartbroken. As his eyes wandered around, he noticed an odd lump in the ground. In spite of his grief, he got up and gave the lump a half-hearted push with his shoe. The soil turned a bit, and he saw a brass handle. Totally intrigued now, he pulled on the handle and unearthed an ancient lamp.

Bill began to brush the dirt off the lamp, and to his astonishment a genie materialized with a “WHOOSH” and a puff of smoke!! "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant you one wish."

Bill was amazed, but he wasn’t going to miss out on a free wish being granted. "Well," he said, "I have all the material things I need, but I ran over Barack Obama’s dog. Come look at it." They walk over to the remains of the pooch. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" Bill asked. The Genie took a look and shook his head sadly. "This dog is too far gone. Even I can’t bring it back to life. But perhaps there's something else you'd like?"

Bill thought for a moment, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had a brief affair with this beautiful gal named Liz," said Bill, showing the genie the first photo. "But I’m actually married to this woman named Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo. "Do you think you could make Hillary look like Liz?"

The Genie studied the two photographs for a long several minutes, then handed them back to Bill. He sighed heavily and said, "We better go have another look at that damn dog". :bigrin: SW

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 Post subject: Re: Genies
PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:13 am 
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That is along the same line as the bridge to Hawaii.

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 Post subject: Re: Genies
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:22 am 
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Dog probably commited suicide aniways.
Who wouldn't ?

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 Post subject: Re: Genies
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i like that one :lol


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