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 Post subject: First Night
PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:19 pm 
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HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in
the White House. She has waited several years for this!

FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,
Go to the theater.


Plagiarized this from a Facebook friend,
Bern


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:40 am 
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Location: Minnesota , USA
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, whats showing ?


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 Post subject: Re: First Night
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:40 am 
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"Planet of the apes" most probably ....

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