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Defrost? Nah - it's good for a while more.

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No tractor or mule to plow the garden? No problem!

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River crossing guard

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Prank the squill - tell it a really funny joke.

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"OMG - best pop tart EVER!

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There are bird feeders that keep squills out of the bird seed. This isn't one of them.

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"Keep quiet, Otto! I don't think it sees us!"

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Little known secret - some bikes are sold with ejection seats.

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If you've got a pop tart in your pocket, you have an antelope for a friend.

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Wino wabbit

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"If a seal can balance a ball on his nose then so can I!"

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Dummy of the day award - we have a winner!

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SEE I told all my hunting partners we should be bringing pop tarts with us when we go hunting. They all laughed.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

you and i were thinking the same thing - pop tarts - the solution , corse she is rather cute too ,

Household prank - wax the floor & spook the cat

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3 year old chicken = geezer! And pretty much only good for noodles.

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Organic stepping stones

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"I don't care much for pop tarts... got a big ham? Roast chicken? Small child?"

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Breakfast of champions!

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why is the potato tied with cord ?

That's just 2 sprigs of lemon grass put there for visual appeal. Color contrast is a big part of presentation. SW

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"I could have made it if I hadn't tried to shift."

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Pedestrians in Estes Park, Colo are very arrogant and will dare you to hit them.

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"Trying to sneak up on me, eh?"

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Russian tractor with spare tire.

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The Larry Moe and Curly school of self defense. "doink!"

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"Okay - I get your point. I'll be careful where I poop from now on."

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Despise washing dishes? There's a work around.

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Cow farts are ruining the ozone layer? As soon as a viable ignition system is ready, there could be a fix for that.

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Ape hangers - there's a point of diminishing returns.

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On the way to cash in big with 5 cent deposit bottles.

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The law of gravity doesn't apply to cats.

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I don't think a full bottle of shampoo will do him any good. Time for a buzz cut!

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"Snuff, snuff... I can smell truffles. And pop tarts!"

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Crafty rustlers know how steal cattle and leave no tracks
(caption sez, "now I've seen everything"

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Something tells me a dozen balls won't be enough.

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Bet you can't make the rear tires last longer than 5 minutes!

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love that owl , mine visited this past week , less squirrels this week ,

Turt camouflage

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Carrying concealed - keep your head in the game.

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"I'm visiting my squill pals - would you please leave fresh grapes in the bird feeder?"

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"Yeah, I sleep with a stuffed toy and blankey - don't judge me!"

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"The dentist's hot dog."

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Squill kebabs

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The guy with the dreads could use the application of a pair of hedge clippers and a 1/2 gallon of kerosene.
Or tie him onto the bucket of a track hoe and swing him around until his butt hole whistles

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

After a fun day fishing, it's time to clean them.

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Canada has very strict laws about jaywalking!

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"I'll be darned - it works!"

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"I might need to go in and be fixed??? Shut yo' mouth!!"

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Things aren't very speedy in Siberia.

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Really good kids rake in a lot more loot from Santa!

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When running trains always keep ahold of the steering wheel!

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"It took a while, but I finally found that darn ball!"

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When you stay up late watching a good movie but have stuff to do in the morning...

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Your faithful pal stayed up with you, but he gets to sleep in.

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i wish i could do that - im suffering a bit of insomnia lately

Some folks sleep with a gun under their pillow.

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A good way to avoid being the main course.

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"Okay - does everybody know the words to Jingle Bells?"

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It's true - storks blow butt.

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Playing 'whack the weasel' isn't as easy as it sounds.

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I heard the fish are biting today so be careful out there!

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i gotta admit my 'under the pillow gun is not that large - but rebel will back me up that the sig 1911 SS is near as heavy ,

lucky turkey ,

storks and great blue herons - do not be in a canoe beneath that and dont ask why i know , was a bit of a bad day ,

AW it ain't that heavy!!! I carry my full size in an IWB holster. I admit after a full day it is a relief to take it off.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

i get that - its just that my pants keep falling off with the weight , my belt holder has disappeared over the years - naturally skinny and now wasting away a little every year