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Suicide doors

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Pockets work well for holding cell phones. This? Not so much.

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The proper way to serve Poot cakes

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The new 'all month candle'

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"Yeah, I'm a wabbit."

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He shoots - he scores! Swoosh! Nothing but net!

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"Darn moochers - they're everywhere."

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"Now to work on my dismount and how to stick the landing."

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THAT is a chicken fried steak sammich!

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Creative people find a way to stay in biz.

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A place in Ottawa,IL. makes a veal cutlet like that. Used to send a runner to get them for lunch at the machine shop.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

I went to a restaurant in Coral Springs FL when I lived there. It was called Roosters and was run by some folks that moved down from Ohio. They made a pork tenderloin sandwich like that. You could get a package of buns and make 8 sandwiches that would still have meat hanging out the side.

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Let me keep my money, my guns and my Freedom, and you can keep the change

"Get out of here, cat - you're getting hair in my water!"

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Family size cupcake

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Good camo fools wildlife

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Wabbit cakes

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"I'll get you this time, gopher!"

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On the lookout for carrot thieves

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Bag o' beer

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"I don't want to hear about your liberal candidate so just shut up!"

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Sore loser pays off a bet

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County road passing lane

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When you don't take the truck out very often...

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Organic flotation device

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"Pit stop Russian style"

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"Whoa! That's strong stuff!"

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High Four

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Sunrise - 3 time zones away

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The old 'dog up a sleeve' trick

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First assignment as a vet tech - "We need a stool sample from the rhino."

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"Oh, hi! You're up early today."

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Struggle with chopsticks? There's a work around.

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"Catzilla"

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Mushrats mooching duck snacks

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Getting groomed for fleas at the capybara spa

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"I'm a nice, clean little fruit bat - I don't have the virus!"

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Trying to make your own bow? You're better off to just go buy one.

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Rat rod for deep mud

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"Hamburger cake with gravy frosting! w00t!" (and the cat is jealous)

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You can have a pet wabbit - you can have flowers from the greenhouse, but you can't have a pet wabbit AND flowers from the greenhouse!

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"We're just going to do a little water skiing and bring it right back, 'k?"

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Singing with food in your mouth isn't very polite.

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Looks like I'm not the only one in serious need of a haircut.

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Death Wish Tours "Bring extra underwear"

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They work for your pet duck, too!

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"Hand over your pop tarts or I'll give your ride a big dent!"

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How to BBQ a watermelon

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I bet you didn't know Lamborghini made bulldozers

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"I'm done surfing - headed for the beach now."

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Going to the range for a little plinking

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Another unhappy bird - it must see a green pig or something.

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"YUCK!"

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The platypus brothers: DuckBill and DuckBob

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Yep - seals snore.

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First generation mobile phone

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"Oh, sure - leave the sunflower seeds but lock the car!"

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Where rich horses eat.

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"Dandelions are a lot better with ranch dressing... and I'm out."

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"Well, check all your pockets again for the bottle opener!"

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"No - it's actually quite comfortable."

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There go my floaties - gone forever!"

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Organic aircraft carrier

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"It wouldn't kill you to say thanks once in a while!"

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"You can go faster - I'll hang on."

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Coming soon to a dumpster near you...

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It's well to wear glasses when reading recipes

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"Nah - I do this all the time. What could go wrong?"

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Randy the ring tailed lemur says, "Don't follow so close!"

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"Hey! You're not a blue bird - get out of there!"

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Cereal killer

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With that many tires, it's well to have more spares.

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Just because you have 4 wheel drive doesn't mean you won't get stuck.

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Don't let your pets play with possums - they're a bad influence

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"The first thing you see in the morning"

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Nash Metropolitan rat rod

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Now that took talent and design skill!

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"Sponge Bob"

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"There are some easy tourists over at the main campground - I bet you could score watermelon or something"
"Sweet! Thanks, turt!"

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"Three with one grab! Am I good or what?"

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"You really need to hit the store for hotdogs."

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"Try this pistachio, squill - they're really good!"

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"No - go ahead with what you were doing - we're just here to mooch the caterer."

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Fear of flying - this photographer has it now.

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The long one would be kinda hard on tires.

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Bad dogs!

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"Score!" (a wise guy like me would use a hypodermic to fill the orange with vodka)

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That kid needs a swift boot to his backside!

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"Hey, cats - NEENER!!"

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"It's more fun if I get on top? How does that work?"

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A sign to keep squills away? Good luck with that.

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"It can't be! I don't even like fish!"

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Here's an educational pic - how to say 'cat' in different countries!

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In Samoa a 20 oz pop costs 4 Fruit Bats

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Photobombing monks - they don't like it

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Not a good idea to let your pet turt roam the house

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An angry bird? No - I think just mildly annoyed

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"Hand out your jerky or I'll put nose spots all over the windshield!"

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