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What's so funny about Peace Love and Understanding?

yup , that would make it confusing to track the rustlers but they would be a bitch to wear

1st place in the rat rod bike category.

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Edit: in keeping with the family friendly theme, I pulled this pic of a rat illuminated by a large spectrum from a prism.

"Took all night, but I made a BIG nest!" (mouse shreds $18,000 in an ATM)

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"They totalled their car, but by golly, they stuck the landing!"

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"Okay, fish if you push that dead duck out there back to shore, I'll make it worth your time."

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It doesn't happen very often, but occasionally even hawks need a tick removed.

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huh , i tried to come up with a postable caption for the rainbow rat and nope ......i cant post mine either , im not all that PC but i get it that we are being monitored on a daily basis so ill er on the side of caution ....even tho im not all that cautious here daily , i dont want to get banned

I might ask for an edit, but not ban for the obvious caption. In fact, I should probably pull the pic. SW

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Entrant for the working category at the rat rod show.

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A Subway but no Tim Hortons? Nope - the scene's not in Canada.

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Not a veggie in sight - I'm in!

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All pooped out - literally.

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You won't crash your scooter as often, but you'll get a lot of mockery & derision.

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"This party's fading fast - we really need a disco ball and DJ!"

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"You're in luck, kid - we would have jumped you for an electric scooter!"

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Housebreaking your pet calf... good luck!

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Fast food in Europe had a few surprises. In McDonalds, they didn't have a big Mac, but a sammich with more filling was their "Generous George". Also had 5 varieties of fish sammich. What really struck me oddly was beer on the menu. Saw some HS kids sipping a Jupiler beer while pounding down their "frites" and mayo. Not getting intoxicated, just acting like it was a cup of pop.

I think legal age is 16, but I saw a little girl who couldn't have been 12 lay her coins on the counter for a small glass. Place was full of adults, but nobody blinked an eye.

A sammich I really enjoyed was a "double cod burger with cheese". Being so close to the sea, there was a lot more fish items for sale. In grocery stores, the fish counter was a lot bigger than the meat one.

Pizza? An egg in the center of your pie is commonplace. Not bad! SW

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What's so funny about Peace Love and Understanding?

"No, I'm not a pizza hog. I just eat the stuffed crust and leave squills the rest."

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The ne plus ultra of campers - indoor pool and garage!

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"Pull up beside that guy and asked what he used for bait!"

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"You never paid rent so I let a magpie have your room!"

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When you try to think of a way to tell friends what a beautiful baby they have but you got nothing.

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"You're sure that's not a cobra, right? Like, REALLY sure?"

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"Look, kid - I'll sell you beer and smokes but no lottery tickets. We gots standards here!"

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"Thanks, man! I didn't realize Flaming Hot Cheetos would fry your tonsils like that!"

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After a fun morning of hitting garage sales.

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Of interest here is the "Smart Gurugram" sign. Like a candygram or telegram? Sounds like a scam of some kind, though.

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"Now to have someone spin the prop and I'll see how fast this sled will go!"

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Combination wall phone and cuckoo clock from which Cthulhu pops to announce the hour.

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"Save the ears for me, Clark!"

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huh , i thought the clock might be a mini claymore , im so happy i dont have to duck and cover

"The cat? Nope - haven't seen it lately."

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"If you're dumb enough to take a triple dog dare, then you can be as mad as you want - I'm not sorry!"

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This is getting close to animal cruelty!

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When you leave the aquarium facing your TV and you watch a lot of pro wrestling. (Frog is doing a flying butt drop on the fish)

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Another out take from the book of really bad ideas.

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Hard core magpie drank all that and could still fly a straight line.

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" I like running on a treadmill at the gym a lot better than in the pasture - no flies or stoopid cows to annoy me!"

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In tough hoods, door dash or uber eats often need an armed guard.

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"Hey, bird - is there a place around here where I could get a strawberry smoothie, and my pal, Snakey could get a fresh mouse?"

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Military dance-off. "You've been served!"

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Argentine rodeos - if the force isn't with you, stay home!

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Ultra rare pic of zebras hunting crocs.

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Bad shellfish is a way serious problem. She's only eaten one, and notice how her lips are swelling already!

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"Oh, sure - only one selection without onions... but I don't like fish!"

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when did all these allergy's become a thing ? i seriously dont recall the shellfish and peanut problems when i was young ......it was poison ivy and tetanus when you fell in that rusty barbed wire by the wood pile - but the iodine always solved the problem as i recall ,

"Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have bet the cat I could eat this in one bite."

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Wildlife photography project gone horribly wrong.

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Russian auto repair algorithm - all problems end with WD-40 or duct tape.

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It's a wonderful design, but there's no way to use playing cards for the fake motor sound.

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A genuine mystery!

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Oreo cookie filling overload.

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In some wildlife photoshoots, longer lenses are better.

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"You forgot the raspberry jam again!"

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No idea what it is other than way cool.

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Somebody has a bad case of overbite!

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With the invention of bicycle rockets, next up was making tires that could stand the speed. Which tires of the day couldn't... leading to some nasty crashes.

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"Get going, snail - I can't be late again!"

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"Somebody broke your car window with a rock and took your picnic basket? Can't imagine who could have done that..."

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The world championship is held here.

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"Eat fast - here come some squills!"

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Save your Cinnamon Toast Crunch box tops and score a free pair of Crocs.

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Oh, sure - people chewing gum with their mouth open ruined it for everybody.

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When your gf asks if the new yoga pants make her butt look big, think carefully before answering!

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Guy in China was bitten on the finger by a snake. Thinking it might be a krait or other poisonous viper, he quickly chopped it off to save himself. He took a pic of the snake... which was determined to be non-venomous. (Legit true story)

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Don't talk trash about the gov't on Russian subways - the KGB has ears everywhere!

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Jap bling trucks need an extra motor just to power all the lights.

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As part of their economy line, Prada makes fashion Crocks.
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When your date orders a double serving of beans, you know the evening will be one to remember.

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"Channel 40 has a Tom & Jerry cartoon marathon this afternoon - I'll need snacks!"

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