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i like the camper

"AHA!! Caught you creeping on me!! You creeper!"

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Russian pickle burrito

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Always check freshness - stale rats are the worst!

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"GOOD DOG!!"

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Stale garter snakes are not acceptable, either. Always check freshness.

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If you're going to be a hot dog, it's well to practice your moves thoroughly.

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Looks more like pickle sushi.

Those pickle burritos are gooooood. Mix some diced mild onion into the cream cheese. Great.
Yep I'm a weirdo.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

there is more than just the snake - look a little lower and left - im not at all sure what that is - just sayin ,

Plowing the garden in style

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Restoring a WW2 bomber. Step one - restore the on board fire extinguishers.

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"Okay, cow... you poop in the pool, I an SO going to light you up with a cattle prod!"

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"Day 13. The trash pandas still haven't caught on."

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Goose step - not just for geese.

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only reason to put a cow in your pool is to eat the greenchit - sheep do better pulling all the roots - cows just mow it

The 17 burning was about 20 miles East of me. I think it was 5 years ago. They were having trouble with that engine the day before and had made some repairs, took off that morning and went about 20 miles or so and the engine caught fire. Put it down in about the only open field in that area. They were supposed to rebuild the aircraft, but I never heard anything more.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

Another one that burned was a B-29 dug from the ice in Greenland where it crash landed during WW2. Got it fired up and were going through pre-flight stuff when it caught fire. They hadn't gone through on board extinguishers. Darn shame in both cases. SW

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"Do you see a dog? Ah! There it is!"

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This will NOT end well!

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Don't want your little dog in the kiddie pool? Leave a couple crawdads in it.

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Spilled jam on your arm? Your pet fruit bat can help.

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If you don't have many hummingbirds you will have squills with a sugar buzz.

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Duck herding... ducks pretty much look after themselves which leaves the duck herder with a lot of free time.

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Pelican on the race course! **splat!** Oops! Never mind.

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"Fireworks store" (might be able to score M-80s there)

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Australia - you couldn't pay me to go there.

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Cars get rusty from too much salt on icy roads where you live? There's a work around for that.

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The dogs don't look amused.

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I get the feeling seagulls are little more than a PITA with feathers.

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"Where are we?"
"In Russia"
("not long after")
Time for a new life.

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"Grandma, why are your eyes so big?"

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"Hey! Don't give the deer all your pop tarts! I'm cute, too!"

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Killer whales don't like seagulls, either.

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"Can't I have just a little more hair for my nest?"

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Does your obnoxious little dog want to bite on you all the time? Bite back!

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"Deep fried apple pie"

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Little known fact about African wildlife - tick pecker birds also peck boogers.

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Meanwhile in the dorm laundry room, somebody miscalculated how much soap they needed.

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Dutch witches fly in comfort.

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It's well to clean your locker occasionally.

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Sign outside this tourist attraction - "Alligator wrestler wanted - no experience necessary." It's permanently there.

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Interesting concept - I've no idea if it's legit, though.

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"Snuff, snuff... I smell a picnic!"

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"No onions or mustard! Score!!"

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The Acme boat guarding Co, LLC. Payment accepted in sardines, anchovies or pop tarts.

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if your on my boat you better have a boarding pass - i shoot pirates , even suspected pirates , just sayin - no international laws apply on my boat - open water is open season on those stupid enough to trespass , my boat my space keep out ,

as to the new apple - im in i remember rotary phones and could still operate adequately , again just sayin - i remember party lines

The force can be a handy thing.

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"Ow."

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Being mean to a dog...

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This looks like somebody I know... now to recall who.

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"Okay... it's a small mouse, so 30 seconds on high should do the trick."

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"Pretty cows in Hollywood" (there are plenty of cows in Hollywood and some are far from pretty!)

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Probably shouldn't be driving this through a school zone.

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Actually not a bad idea for clipping toe nails. We had a pug who despised a trimming, and it was always a real rodeo getting the job done.

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"Darn cat's always in the road!"

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"Without a care". (on the clock waiting for Friday)

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"(knock, knock) Open up, man - I need to borrow some honey."

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"Would somebody please scratch my back? I have a bad case of barnacles."

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New color copiers are so simple a monkey can use them.

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"Nap time's over, lady - I need something to eat."

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Dive bomber mode.

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Ice cream cone eating challenge - don't let any hit the ground. (good luck with that!)

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do those helicopters fly in that mode - just askin ?

I think a very experienced pilot could do it briefly... as hard as it might be on the machine. SW

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"Fast food" Works for me!

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Long term investing in poultry futures.

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"Don't get crabby with me!!"

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Clowns are creepy, but monkey clowns are the worst!

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Sherpas - always on the cutting edge of fashion.

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"I hate my life."

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