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Any further craw-dad's expeditions?
Once the water cools down a bit they'll become a bit scarce...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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I caught a few more after I posted the pics, but finally abandoned the idea since it was taking over 2 weeks to catch enough for a meal. I'd leave the trap soak for 24 hours & only have 3 or 4.

Now with bean & beet harvest ongoing, water in canals is a lot lower & coons put a big dent in what's available. So I'll try for an early start next spring. SW

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Green pig's view of an angry birds attack.

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Looks like an ice fishing expedition is about to get exciting.

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"Thanks for the fries! By chance do you have an extra packet of ketchup?"

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In a daring escape, the entire kindergarten class made their break at recess.

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The more you yak on the phone while shopping, the more likely you are to forget stuff in the cart.

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The expression green pig is lost on me.? Is that a pied crow or raven?

It relates to the computer or phone game "Angry Birds" in which players launch various birds at structures occupied by green pigs. SW


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_Birds

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Unicorns - fakes abound. No rainbow emanating from the butt as shown here is a sure sign.

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The family that scoots together has a hoot together.

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Weenie dogs of the Caribbean.

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"My drug goose has alerted me there are drugs present in your car... but it might be croutons, too."

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Monopoly brings out the sore loser in people.

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Jewelry for foodies.

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Playing rock-paper-scissors with another owl in a nearby tree.

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Now that looks tasty!

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Waving hi to all his fake book friends.

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A REAL ninja turt.

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"Too late, little guy - your pals were already here and got all the ticks. You snooze - you lose."

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Nap buddies

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One of the few cases where your bike ride requires a parachute.

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"Photographer? No - haven't seen him."

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Okay bird- you take my picture....



...I'll take yours and we'll blow up the inter-web-net

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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Kamikaze geese - the threat is real.

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Few people know Yoda's species evolved from fruit bats.

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Shown with this poison arrow frog is the rare and elusive poison arrow turt.

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Squill family dinners like this can turn into fight club when somebody gets greedy and hogs down the last three walnuts.

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Gummy bears do grow on trees, but cultivating the flavor you like is a hit or miss proposition.

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Looks like this guy ran out of room to store his Hot Wheels collection at home.

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"Yeah, we're neighbors, but you still have to get your a$$ out of my pool!"

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"This won't taste bad at all, and you'll feel much better!" (sad but true - moms fib!)

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Uber eats has been around a lot longer than you think.

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"When I accidently blew butt, my pals jumped back in the water. But now the good spot is mine! hee hee hee!"

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Shao lin monk going through a kung fu warmup drill.

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Door to door scooter sales is a thing in Asia.

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"Let me ride up front! Pleeeeeze I won't put nose spots on the window this time!"

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Squills work hard all summer so they can take it easy in winter.

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It works better if you put it on your lap.

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College cuisine.

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Spurs for Crocs??? "Saddle up, Buckaroo! Yippie ki yay!"

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"Your tail doesn't bother me all that much, but it's shedding on my slacks."

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Grandma's turt.

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Now to make a S'more using a hot dog bun!

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Neighbor kids play loud music all night? There's a negative consequence.

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OCD - you're doing it right!

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is that the sqad setting up a congressional protest ?

Inclusiveness - this elephant self identifies as a beaver.

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"Here's the plan, Mr. wannabe wildlife photographer - I charge 5 walnuts per pose with a 10 pose minimum."

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No surprise here - everybody knows Falcons land in trees.

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"Dang! Came in too hot for the landing again."

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Frog rodeos - use of suction cup toes to stay on the bronc is grounds for disqualification.

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Warthogs would rather have a lookout than tick pecker birds.

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One flip of that wart-hog snout, and it's Mr. Meerkat down the hatch...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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Fast food Alaska style - fishwich without the bun.

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Don't be deceived - she didn't take up smoking until she was 90. (the caption barely seen was a bit too racy to leave up even if it was in Russian)

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This was captioned as "typical Monday morning events".

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"No - gas doesn't go here. Just Milk Bones, dinner leftovers and bacon!"

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Meanwhile, at a Japanese fast food outlet...

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As to the white car with the mascot. The exhaust must really smell. Hope that is a large trunk.

They'll be getting a nasty-gram from Amish Central if somebody rats them out about that evil boat motor.

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Must be a unicorn in the family tree.

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"Let us in quick! It's hunting season, and they're not messing around!"

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Pranked by the forklift guy.

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Black turts matter!

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OCD gone too far. Polishing the roof? Seriously?

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"That's right! You pet - I bite!"

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Kayak not handling right? Seem a little heavy? There's a reason!

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Trash pandas are known to buff up so they can open all the dumpsters.

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Here's one to tape on the college dorm room fridge.

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B&B farm style

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"What's this? Somebody being all sneaky about opening the fridge? They better stay out of the leftover roast I like!"

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Feeding time at the fish farm. Fortunately for the help, they don't raise piranhas.

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If you're filming a documentary like this, have your shoes tied tight and a clear escape route.

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"Is there a way to get Cheetos that are even more dangerously cheesy?"

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Today's new variety down at the specialty pizza shoppe.

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Turducken - Japanese style.

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Anti blister and bunion patrol - on the job!

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