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"While you're up, grab me more popcorn - I'm binge watching Tom & Jerry toons."

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"I saw your help wanted sign - what bennies do you offer?"

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"If it doesn't work as a submarine, we could go over Niagra Falls with it."

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Why? You save 25% every time you buy a set of tires!

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"You bribed our capybara pal to pull the no swimming signs, right? Great! I'll bring the ketchup!"

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"I noodled it? Nope - used a hand grenade!"

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ok , thats a big catfish = i want to know how big it really is

Really big pike - more of a menace than you realize!

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Fingernail bling overload.

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Don't get too close - they spit!

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"Quack. Quack, I tell you!"

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"Sing Disco Duck? No - the cliche is just too obvious."

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Scooters aren't a good place to have a domestic disturbance.

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Learning to ride broncs. Step one - hold on really tight.

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"I'll nick some coffee and see what lies he's telling on fake book,"

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This wristwatch has a grandfather clock chime.

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V-dub has been around a lot longer than you think.

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Turt with groupies.

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Wandering Cthulhu squash is a real thing, but they're so creepy, nobody wants them in their garden.

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You can tell when fish are really biting - everybody heads for the lake.

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Addition of extra hot BBQ sauce - before & after.

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"Well, this is gonna land me in fake book jail, but I gotta say it!"

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"If you'd leave a little water in the tub, I wouldn't be here!"

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"Shave the sides and leave the top alone - I'm wearing a monk bun from now on."

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Interesting ride... until you need to make a tight turn.

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Your dog will want to sniff the turt... I'd discourage that if I was you.

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"It was a buy 3 get one free sale, so I loaded up!"

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"That knob changes channels?"
"No, comrade - is only one channel, Knob adjusts volume."

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In the early days of GPS navigation you really couldn't trust the system.

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"But, Mom - you said I couldn't put it in the tub!"

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Uncomfortably close to the truth.

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"Hey! Stop acting like an ass!"

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V-dub super camper.

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Work smart, not hard... yeah, this might qualify.

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"Let's take off!"
"And fly into a barn again? No - shut up and keep walking until the fog lifts."

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When some people finally get season tickets and decent seats, they stay in this kind of weather - even if their team's losing.

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i always love the V-dub campers , ive had a soft spot for them since i had my kombi , wish i still had it id be building onew of these conversions ,

that turt will latch onto any projection , she better not turn it around of the dog will be the least of her worries , but good thought to protect the dog too

"Flames? I better set the timing again."

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If you want the dog to be interested, there needs to be bacon involved.

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These grandparents are experts at hide & seek.

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"The photographer's back!"
"Sweet! Hi, Mom!"

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WTS - used JD combine. Ran great when I parked it.

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The chicken machine is a scam - it's almost impossible to grab anything but livers.

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"No M&Ms or Cheetos? You give cheap tourists a bad name!"

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"What happened to your sno-cone? No idea."

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He grew up despising goats bitterly.

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"Got insomnia? Me and my pals will get you fixed right up!"

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"Would you be a nice guy and toss it back up here?"

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When birds forget to jiggle the toilet handle...

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"I wanted to be a squill ninja for Halloween, but granny was out of black yarn."

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Always ready for a fast game of ball.

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Taking advantage of Turt Uber's group discount.

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Motor home on the cheap.

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Chucky couldn't stand it anymore and headed to the barber shop.

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This is for families with a sore loser who wigs out when losing and tips the board over.

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Toy collectors pay big money for Stink eye Barbie.

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thats a covid squill

Be careful riding with baboons - they crash a lot while playing with the handlebar bell.

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"Eeeeee-haaaaaaa!"

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When your goth cousin shows up for a family photo...

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"Why don't killer whales eat people, Mr. Orca?"
"Because you taste like a$$!"

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The cold case file detectives finally determined Hansel and Gretel whacked the poor old witch 30 years earlier.

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i wondered what happened there and what happened with the wicked witch of the west to make her so mean ?

i always thought it might have been the way mom dressed them ,

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"Down with neck lines, Up with skirts!"
Dr. Frankenstein was a body builder.
FJB

"Good afternoon, sir! I'm here to demonstrate the latest breakthrough in vacuum cleaner technology!"

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If wabbits are scarce, foxes actually hunt squills.

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"Yeah, there's a better way to do this, but I'm terrified of ladders!"

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Gingerbread house? Bah! Go with salami and cheese!

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Starving student cuisine - Spaghetti-o jello paired with Vienna sausages and garnished with olives.

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im with the guy with the pole , i hate ladders anymore and ive had to use mine way too much lately

You ain't lived till you have 347 V decide it wants to ground through you~ at the top of a 16ft. stepladder.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

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"Hello, sir or ma'am as the case may be..." (mouse scam caller)

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Amish enjoy boating but rowing fast enough to water ski is a problem for them.

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"I knew I should have finished up out in the middle yesterday..."

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Falling asleep at parties - don't. Seriously, DON'T!

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When Dad forgets to make car payments...

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"I know we shouldn't dumpster dive, but look at all the neat stuff they threw out!"

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