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Costs more than a pine tree freshener, but the car smells SO much better.

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If the neighbor's cow likes to roam, it's well to have a stout fence around your
cabbage patch.

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For several days, Boris sensed his ride was about to take a poop. He was right.

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Playing poker with cats - they ALWAYS cheat.

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It can be done.

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After a job well done, it's time for refreshments!"
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"Don't chimp out - I just need a little stuffing for the nest."

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Rat rod pickup

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"I'll keep an eye out for you!"

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A great place to live if you like to fish - not so great for pizza delivery.

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that is the ugliest pickup ive ever seen , but i like the shack on the rock - ill do without the pizza or pick it up to go ,

Grandma's cats

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"YUCK!"

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Not everybody can thread film through the projector.

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"B-r-r-r-r-p... Oops! 'scuse me!"

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"Keep your head down - there might be snipers around!"

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"Hey! Save some for me!"

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Going camping - Indonesia style

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"Don't mock me, man!"

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"No wisecracks about my ears, either!"

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"Yeah, I get a lot of compliments about them, but they can be a real pain when it's time to dig a new burrow."

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"...it's more fun than a barrel of monkeys that two wheel bike..." (Little Honda by the Beach Boyz)

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"Wanted: Lineman. Excellent problem solving ability required"

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T-Rex arms - the condition is real!

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Hypnotizing pigeons is a hoot!

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"It's not my nap buddy - it's lunch."

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RC toys - there's one for everybody.

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"Hey! No onions on mine!"

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The gift sure to please - 100# of currency.

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"Yuck! They put this stuff in their mouth on purpose??"

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Another one from the book of really bad ideas.

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"I can taste it from here!"

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Indonesian taxi

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"You guys can hang out - just don't eat the flowers, 'k?"

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Not many people know gnomes go bonkers for disco stuff.

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Messing with chameleons - put them on a piece of plaid.

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Trimming nails can be a real rodeo.

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Snuff, snuff... "I smell baloney sammich on your breath - got any left?"

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"Watch me put a sleeper hold on it now!"

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"It's actually pretty tasty - has a nice fishy flavor."

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Auto-bartender

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Minions have been around a lot longer than people realize

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Scrooge McDuck's bath tub

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"The golfers think it would be nice if you went back down to the dock to mooch fish."

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Furry piggies - I had no idea!

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They're planning to crash the blue shirt kid from 2 directions at once.

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"Peel steel!" You can do this messing around coming out to full throttle all at once
or try to shove an entire train with brakes applied. It's good for 2 weeks off w/o pay.

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"There's no subscript on this stoopid phone! How am I supposed to send chemical formulas or equations??"

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Mother doesn't put up with a lot of foolishness in this school.

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"There's walnut on your breath! You stole the ones I buried!"

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Cow dogs can herd ducks, too. But the ducks don't like it much.

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We don't see these too often - FA Stetchkin with combo holster/shoulder stock.

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It's for real. Not much good for texting, though.

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Must be a single guy lives here.

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It's well to hustle right past the big mud puddles.

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"Darn squills beat me to the good stuff again."

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Don't play on the RR tracks, kids!

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John's a slacker!

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Cats are natural born party animals

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"Pssssst, buddy - got any meat?"

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Training - Russky cops are reading History of the Gestapo

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Pakistani school bus

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When the vet says no more people food - switch to dry dog food.

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Not many people know the Queenie likes to go deep for nose goblins. But only when wearing gloves.

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Russian roulette makes a lot of noise, but there are options.

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He actually does a pretty good job if he knows you tip big.

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"Get my nap buddy out of there - all that spinning will make him sick!"

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"It's a great place for them to nap, but what if I have to scratch - like right now?"

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"Houston - you have a problem!"

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Prehensile tongues - some dogs have them.

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"But it's not very big... thanks, I guess."

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think of it as eating at a gourmet restaurant - you dont get much but it tastes good .......ya , i know , put on a pot roast with all the vegies and spuds = dont forget the gravy ,

Finally - a John Deere for Amish folks

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In some parts of the world you scoop the roof before you scoop the sidewalk.

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For some reason cows don't like RC cars

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"Et tu, Sharpie?"

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Where trolls hang out when they're in fakebook jail. (and for you lurkers, we have a zero tolerance troll policy here)

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Wonder what implements come with that Deere?
There's at least one tow ring on it that I can see...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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Parrot photobomb

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Silly Russians - Trix are for kids!

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Cheese-eating surrender monkeys? Uniforms are German - USA - Russia - France

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Motoring in style

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"That's not a tick pecker on my head, is it?"

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"It's okay, guys - no leopard seals in this zoo. Bears and lions, but no leopard seals."

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"Still have that room for rent?"

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What kind of car does a rat drive? A rat rod. DUH!

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"OMG, mint chip ice cream! I have died and gone to heaven!"

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"Make the wheel spin? Nah - it's nap time."

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Dunno why pink. Off f/b news feed this a.m.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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And a great job he did! SW

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