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i agree with the pumpkin - what else would you do with it - make 10000 pies ?

as to the back pack - i think back on my camping with the wife experiences , yup i need that big thing and a truck or jeep to haul it ,

we used to take two SUVs , one with a car top hauler and a boat as well as a trailer to haul everything she thought she needed on that memorial 4 day weekend camp out , and repeat it on labor day , i am glad my kids are older - with kids - they now understand

"This is how it works"

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"Under new management"

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"Don't join the army!!"

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"Hee, hee, hee!"

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The special diet meal. You know you wouldn't eat much of it!

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Ah! Much better!

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How to tell the bartender called in sick and the cook is making drinks.

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Concealed carry - it's well to have a dedicated holster rather than just stuffing your gat in a pocket.

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When monkeys go bad...

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You would really have to pull hard on the straw to make any headway with this!

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The bird is telling a squill he shouldn't eat white bread - it's not natural and the sugars could lead to diabetes. Apparently the squill took that advice well to heart and changed his diet.

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"A prize for eating it all? Choore! Eef you can finish it in 30 minutes, you win a 2 liter bottle of diet pop!"

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SpongeBob turtle pants

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"Hey! I thought you said this is a heated pool!!"

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Cat-zilla eats Tokyo

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No caption - I just thought it's funny.

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"Want wax? Or just a wash?"

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Fish dinner fast food!

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"True believers are immune to serpent venom."

Hopefully snakes also got the memo. Ah, but it's America and folks can do what they like in church. The article went on to say some members must not have been "true" believers since they died from refusing anti venom shots after being bitten multiple times.

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"A kiss is required before you can move the ball"

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"Digging for walnuts but found gold"

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Like to scare trick or treaters? Here's a good selection for you!

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Parking brakes are a wonderful invention - use one today!

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"Boo!"

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Be careful out there today - the fish are biting!

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That's right, kid - pizza always falls cheese side down so hold them carefully!

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"I hate it when I try to do my biz but nothing happens."

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Your pet turtle is getting out of shape? Start an exercise program today!

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A work around for people who despise seat belts but wish to avoid a ticket for not wearing one.

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"Here's why there's no smog in Russia"

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"It's only Tuesday but my nerves are already shot."

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This is why we don't monkey with the thermostat, kids!

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"Moooo... oops! I mean arf!"

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Hiking with all the comforts of home!

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Careful where you park - cement pigeons poop bricks!

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"Shanghai has found a way to mass produce Stradivarius violins."

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My angel had a good look at my life."

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"Day or knight, I can snooze anywhere."

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"What are those??!!"

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A gift for your favorite liberal!

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Looks like shoppers for the royals aren't too big on fine details.

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"Well hurry up and find it! My foot is freezing!"

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I'm pretty much at a loss for words with this one.

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The sign sez, "Vicious dog"
The dog sez, "Where??!!

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Russians do some serious road rage

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Ken's divorce from Barbie left him a mentally damaged conspiracy theorist who constantly wore a foil beanie to protect himself from "invasive brain waves". Suspecting treachery, he recently shot his toaster.

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"I'm getting too old for these all night parties!"

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"Yeeeeee-haaaaaaa!!!" Water buffalo racing is big in SE Asia.

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"There you are, sir - one personal size carrot cake to go!"

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Looks like a well-balanced diet to me!

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"Yuck!!! You made that with onions!!!"

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"I should have gone with dreads instead of an afro, right?"

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In her later years, Barbie is waiting up late for Ken to return from the tavern so she can bounce a skillet off his dome a couple times.

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I'm not sure I'd want my mug that close to an irate cat.

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"Hater"

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"Never, NEVER bite a bee!"

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"Bon voyage!"

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"I already despise these senseless meetings, but this clown doesn't even bring donuts!"

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Already in Engrish

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"Playing and winning is fun!" I suppose you could hide a spare house key under one.

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"If you can't go to your dacha (weekend get away place - many people in Russia have one) Your dacha can come to you!"

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"Open up, dammit! I have to GO!!"

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"I suppose you think I had something to do with this."

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"Oh, come on, lady - I know you have sunflower seeds. Share a few!"

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i can relate to that last one , the chippies have come up to us for years - ok , years back when i was a kid and when we took the kids to those places , today we feed the chippies on the patio but one must be aware --i had one taken from the patio that was eating the offerings by a red tailed hawk , right before my eyes in reach of my arm - can only hope he didn't think it was a setup , i had no knowledge of the hawks presence and i was working on the lawn mower at the time , i only knew there was bird seed spilling from the feeder , sorry buddie

Yeah now there are signs at the National Parks that say don't feed the animals it's illegal and you can be fined. I first saw that at Mt. Rushmore in 04 and went WTF. They are chipmunks and squills for cryin out load.

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John Connor

Eastern Europe isn't a good place for short hair dogs.

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Cappuccino taste funny?

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Boo!

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"Thirsty"

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Meanwhile in Australia...

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Last picture, shotgun, 12 gauge, 3" mag. #4 shot, repeat till empty.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

I don't know about firing into a toilet. The back splash would be a little too much not to mention the cost of a new toilet. How about throwing a bunch of ice into it along with a bunch of salt from a safe distance of course. Close the lid and freeze the critter.

"Bet'cha can't guess what happened to your new shoes!"

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Challenge for golfers - sink a ball out of sight into a tree. (somebody was working off a lot of frustration! )

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"But Mom! Why won't you ever talk about my Dad?"

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Bacon scent deodorant? Yeah, that would sell. Heck, I'd try one.

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I hope he's not allergic to cat fur!

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Pals

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Always maintain a good distance behind traffic ahead!

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"So a guy and two cats walk into a dog's bar... stop me if you've heard this before"

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Evil plot at the primate house - a monkey will grab you so you can't get away from the others who will begin flinging poop!

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"If I feed it mice and water it often, it'll turn into an eagle, right?"

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"I've got my eye on you so you can't mess with me while I'm napping!"

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Wrapping your house in foil will protect you from invasive alien brain waves. It also protects against probes? No.

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How European military dogs are trained to be lookouts.

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Training attack dogs - you need to wear the gear!

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It's not a wok - it's a cat trap!

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