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Well, the female person in question is the un-lovely, un-talented Miley Cyrus who seems to be making a living lewdly stomping around stages with her tongue hanging out. Comparing her to the cow is indeed unfair... to the cow. SW

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Experimental pilot light to reduce cow methane emissions.

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Overkill? Not in some households!

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Basketball street pros wanting to play somebody for money

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"W00t!! A full jar of peanut butter!"

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"Buuuuuuurp! Oops! Drank my pop too fast!"

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No worries, ladies... no worries at all!

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Trying to find a friend's place - can't read apartment numbers.

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Fish-flops

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"Hi, Mom!"

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Actual job in the Russian navy - scare walruses off submarines. (it ain't easy!)

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"...Well, the female person in question is the un-lovely, un-talented Miley Cyrus who seems to be making a living lewdly stomping around stages with her tongue hanging out. Comparing her to the cow is indeed unfair... to the cow. SW.."

sorry - they all look alike to me these days - all seem to be stomping and hanin things out - did not mean to offend brit or any others really , ill not be throwing rocks at their making a living but sometimes find the antics wanting ,

"New Year's sale in Estonia" (Russkies think Estonians are kinda umb-day)

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Yep - it's a Russian squill!

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When parrot fish don't floss.

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"Dammit!"

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"Ha! You missed me, fish!"

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"Use your turn signals, bone head!!

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"Are they done?"
"Close enough!"

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"Arrrrrrr! Be quick about handin' over those sunflower seeds, matey!"

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This one really creeps me out!

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Corn flakes - breakfast of champions

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Hungry, hungry hippo

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Battleship as a drinking game. Your ship gets hit or sinks you have to slug down whatever's in the shot glasses.

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"Wolf track" The print isn't easy to see, but that's a gi-normous wolf!'

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"Hey! Let me in, dammit!!"

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Having a friend over for dinner in a Chinese apartment. ("terlet's down the hall on the left")

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New drug dog. First day on the job and ready to sniff things!

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Shaking hands with his elbow in 3... 2... 1...

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"Can't I have just ONE pop tart?"

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"There's lunch." (say the gators)

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Down at the camel wash. (these camel hair cuts are very expensive)

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When elk go bad...

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Thinking things through - always a good idea!

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Careful! They spit!

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Somewhere under all this is a refreshing beverage.

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Targeting younger drinkers???

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It's Russia, kids!

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"Would you get the mayo for me?"

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Taking the chicken out to do his biz

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An electric shower? That's new.

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"Of course it's a balanced meal! Parsley and shrooms are veggies!"

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"Be vewy, vewy quiet! They're hunting cats!"

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"Got more photographers? They're very tasty!"

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Remember size limits when fishing - you gotta throw the small ones back!

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*Snuff, snuff* "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a pop tart today!"

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All terrain bike.

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Nice ass.

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Surprise!!

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Frag out!!!!!

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Save $, make your own. Potatoes, sugar & yeast = vodka. Home still kits aren't too expensive.

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Riding the Moscow subway.

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"Mmmm! Not bad! Now I see why coyotes like to eat them!"

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"Thanks! I just want the bun, though."

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"Hey! Let me up! Somebody opened the fridge!"

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The subway pic looks like a Umarex MP-40 converted to paintball. Either that, or the guy's a pigeon control specialist

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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Headed to a DragonCon or other convention. Comicon. etc.

"Onward to the kitchen!"

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"Roads aren't really necessary" (but they help)

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Its parents were only casually acquainted.

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When you're making an intricate equestrian maneuver, be sure your horse is on the same page.

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Street beggars taking plastic? Don't think it can't happen!

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His cow wanted a fresh pic for her fakebook page.

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Tired of people selling vacuum sweepers or wanting to tar cracks in your driveway?

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"Can my pal stay for dinner? His mom said it's okay with her!"

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"Dear, would you check the car? It's making a funny noise!"

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"Dang! I need to get up... or not."

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"Bears helping push cars - it's Russia!"

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Looks like taggers found a cow napping.

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I was slacking off hunting and writing... time to post a few here again! SW

Pet bears - cute when they're little... darn expensive to feed when they grow up!

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Amish soccer mom

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Time to scoop the walk... or just forget about it.

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"Oops!!"

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"Hello? Yes? Stoopid telemarketers!"

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Terlet paper thieves should get mandatory jail time!

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"I iz spying on you!"

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Mother Russia is a cold mother

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"My bff!"

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Kinda cool, but you'd smack you head on it at night

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Help stamp out art!

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"I think I hear the pizza guy - we should probably tip big this time."

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"Yes, my parents' names are Ward and June - how'd you know?"

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