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Looks like somebody fell for the old gag about saving the rolls to be refilled.

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"Say, guys - have you seen my... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

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Cats have trouble with kick starters for some reason.

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Little Red Riding Squill isn't worried about the big bad wolf - she carries a 45 auto in her handbag.

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"Man, that hot sauce really burns! On both ends!"

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"So all you do is monkey around all day? Need help?"

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"Dibs on the little kid when they slide off the road!"

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"Houston, we have a problem with lift off!"

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Design flaws - I see a couple here...

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Taking advantage of Uber Scooter's generous group rates, these ducks are on their way to the crouton plant to mooch leftovers.

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All terrain V-dub.

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The job he never dreamed he'd have - turt polisher.

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"Don't wrap your thumb clear around that crank handle, kid!"

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When you're not quite awake and feed the cat cashews instead of cat stars.

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When cracking walnuts, be careful of tiny but deadly walnut vipers!

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Last minute gift idea - boomerang slippers. Throw them at the cat and they come back if you miss.

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"Forgot my floaties again so Mom says no playing in deeper water today."

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Bats go bonkers for oatmeal.

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Australian golf hazard.

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When some clowns realize they're not funny, they end up in the nervous hospital.

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"I TOLD them to use straw bales instead of tires, but did they listen to me? Nooooo!"

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Canadian moose, eh?

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Indonesian city bus - no livestock or farm products allowed.

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Mobile apartment house - Cousin Eddy style.

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"When danger is near, I am not slow - it's up up up and AWAY I go!" (super wabbit)

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Bats doing the hokey-pokey? Of course not! Those are classic disco moves.

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It's okay for a few birds, but if more than 3 squills become involved, things get problematic.

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Checking the weather forecast before scheduling a pool party - always a smart move.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh , those canuks are groomin that moose meat the way the japanese do their beef , its gonna be tender

Daredevils living life on the edge at 23 MPH.

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This is related to the concept, room and "board".

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Mug o' spaghetti? Sure, it would work!

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Thoughtful gift for someone who has a colonoscopy scheduled.

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Warm, fuzzy nap buddies can bring friends.

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Not sure what this is other than cool.

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I like this pic but can't think of a caption - any ideas?

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Clean possums are happy possums... well, in theory anyway.

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Flip flops that only flop.

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French fried green beans. A serving option that would have me actually eating them.

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Unusual way to serve a Bloody Mary.

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"Can I get an AMEN?"

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those flip flops are made for our winters - good snow shoes i think save having cold feet , do you suppose sox will help ?

If a duck sez, "I need a hug." Don't fall for it - they'll pick your pocket every time!

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Now you know what bait works for this species.

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"I'm keeping an eye out for my gf."

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"Noooooooooo!!"

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Cheating bf is about to attend a "rock concert"!

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"I'll just nick the 'no swimming - alligators' sign again and see if that turns into dinner."

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This hammer is for never smacking your thumb again.

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"Why do we have to get up so early?"

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Moving on from plastic Big Wheel kiddy trikes...

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"You can tease me all you want - I don't feel a day older!"

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"Yikes! It says on fake book the British are coming!"

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"My only regret in life is not being born with pockets."

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ill give you that hammer will avoid my swollen finger , yes i have one today, but im not certain your aim will be as good [ thinking dyslexia and depth of field might influence the outcome ,

Recently seen on the TV series, 'My 16 pound life'.

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Winner of a contest to see how retro a vehicle could be without using horses.

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This place goes kinda heavy on the curry, but they sell a ton of extra crispy carp.

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From chapter 1 of the book, 'Really, really bad ideas'.

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"How many idiots does it take to change a light blub?" That depends on how many you want to be alive after the fact.

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"I wanted to get her a Louis Vuitton handbag, but when you're a last minute shopper, you take what you can get."

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Curiosity got the best of me and I had to look up SFC's menu. It's in New Delhi so prices are in Rupees, of course. As for eating there... not me, thank you very much! SW

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Playing cards with Gypsies - you're NOT going to win.

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"Hang on, kids - we're going over to your aunt's to borrow a cup of ants."

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"Bet big on Denver to win, you said... got any other bright ideas?"

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"I'll be darned - the way bears do it works!''

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"Nope - it's locked, but I know where there's a big rock we can use to get that bag of chips they left!"

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"Look - you guys can hang out, but stay off my ears!"

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Fish are darn tough in this part of the world.

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Picklehenge.

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Singing Christmas carols (but they'd rather go with doo-wop)

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"Take the hint, cat - mind where you do your biz, or this could be you!"

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"Sure, you can take selfies with me - for 2 herrings each."

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"Yeah, I've got a spare tire - but it's not cool to make fun of me for it!"

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Grandpa gets a new spittoon for Christmas - he chews a LOT of plug tobacco.

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Gingerbread house - expert level.

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Creative - and healthy - snack platter.

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"We had a bunch of friends over for a Christmas party last night - it was a hoot!"

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"If you lose rock/paper/scissors this time, you have to go get me C-store snacks!"

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Early vacuums required a crew of 3 - sometimes even a stoker.

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Tactical turt.

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"If you don't hiss at Santa there might be a wonderful thing under the tree for you!"

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"Hold still, cat - I found a big one!"

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"Yippie-ki-yay!" (Pic for Rebel49.)

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Gnome tenement district.

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Some cows are skurred of skiing and have to take the lift back down the hill.

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"My tonsils are really sore, Doc - how do they look?"

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This is why the chicken crossed the road.

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"Still need a hand changing that tire, pal?"

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Prince Turt.

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"I had 3 tub buddies but seem to have lost one..."

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"I just changed your default search engine to duck duck go."

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Careful, turt - those aren't tomatoes!

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Tiny camper? No - trailer for grocery shopping.

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Creative V-dub body work.

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This is for people who are really scared of snakes when they go camping.

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