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#1 accessory for this ride - run flat tires!

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Lamborghini started a trend for 'fashion tractors' back in the day. Fiat even got in on it.

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Camper for "roughing it".

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"Don't worry. Your mom will forget about what we did by supper time."

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People with this type car had a hard time keeping stokers. They'd quit and go to work for a RR or steam ship company.

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Tie dyed hippie turt.

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been to quite a few NASCAR races at RIR, and usually park out in the bushes, walk in several times was thru the camping arear, and I remember seeing few of those big bus like campers, with huge, well YUGE flat screens on the side, and a sofa and recliners all under the Awning,
with folks laid out in them watching the race,
amazing,

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"Tore the seats clear apart and no snacks... I'll try that Mercedes next!"

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"Let's see if Elon reinstated my Twitter account!"

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"Would you help with my dating site pics? I want something besides selfies."

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"OW! You rat - there was a rock in that snowball!"

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"You weren't leaving without me... were you?"

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Camping... I guess nothing says you have to be stylish about it.

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"When that goofy kid with training wheels goes by, I'm gonna plow into him and say it was his fault!"

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"Needs garlic butter!"

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"You really didn't tell those baboons I was coming over to kick their butts... did you?"

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"Woof! Your fish breath is so bad even a seal wouldn't give you a smacker!"

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There was enough steel in old Plymouths this isn't too far from reality.

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When people found out Grandma's moonshine works great for starting cars on a cold day, sales really took off!

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Footwear of Asian cat burglars.

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"I'm calling scam! You look NOTHING like your dating site pics!"

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Halloween nail bling.

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Possums go bonkers for bananas.

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Gangs of magpies will look all day for somebody to jump.

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"Hey, pal - the battery's dead so would you give me a push to get started?"

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Coffee flavored chips? Sure - why not?

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Be very careful at the lake today - I heard the fish are biting!

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"I get to sniff butts all day and get paid for it - best job ever!"

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It actually works out better to use a jack for changing oil.

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"We were going for a heart-shaped dating site pic, but the geometry isn't working."

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neither camper interests me - the first is too expensive and would need replacement too soo , the second looks impossible to move - i need to be mobile , that fish does not surprise me we have toothy ones here - just dont pick em up by the lip - just ask doc about his walleyes ....or worse yet the northern pike ... then there is that musky , but a lot of folks dont think about the dog fish till its too late

Warthog Uber Rides are cheap but they stop to pick fights a lot.

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Chang scrounged styrofoam for a month hoping to become famous going over a big waterfall.

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Knights really had to be careful what they ate before a big tournament.

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"Psssst! Meester! I make you good deal on genuine Rorex watch!"

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"Dang! I knew I should have brought my big spear!"

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All set up to do some extreme scooting.

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Something different for your pickle addiction.

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Avoid dark alleys - the hamster gang menace is real!

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Vodka juice box??? Sure - that'll help with underage drinkers.

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"Hmmm... looks like I put off vacuuming too long again."

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Training device for blind manicurists. There's one for pedicures, too!

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"A couple of these will help insulate my nest for the winter."

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"Stoopid squills got here first and hogged down all the M&Ms again!"

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All set for some mud racing!

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"Blowing smoke rings really impresses chicks!"

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In the interest of good sportsmanship, it's poor form to yell, "NEENER!" at your competitors.

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"Stoopid turt - I wasn't finished with that!!"

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reviewing this evening i took a second look at the car protruding from the rear of the garage wall .......it reminded me , i once had a wife that backed out of the garage without opening the overhead door , it looked very similar save it was the other end of the car , i spent a couple hours extracting it without doing more damage , the car actually survived with only a few scratches ...i can smile now , that wife is long gone and the car with her

"I'll grab that wabbit and make a nice throw rug for the guest room."

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"I love my nap buddy - it never gets in a hurry, either!"

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Deep fried jellyfish.

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Plastic owls won't keep squills - or goats - off your roof.

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"If you'd dressed in the 'Scream' costume like I suggested, you'd have gotten a lot more loot!"

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Robo possum cavalry - a new menace to life as we know it!

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"Stoopid baboons are begging snacks in my fave spot, but if I try to run them off, they'll beat the crap out of me again."

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The owl and stick horse not to far from me.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
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"For the last time - you can't run off to play with the little mushrat!"

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Pickles - tasty and a good source of iron.

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Dormitory sushi - hot dogs wrapped in oatmeal. (not as bad as it sounds)

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"I'll grab two - one for now and one for after my nap!"

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"I like tiny marshmallows in my tea, too!"

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"Nooooooooooo!!! Not Henrietta!!"

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The Rolls Royce of scooters.

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"You need to change your diet, pal!"

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Dr. Farley's miracle 'make you taller in 3 weeks' machine!

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The rare and elusive flying alligator seen here gliding between trees.

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If you raise these chickens, you'll need to buy a lot of styling gel.

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Some sidecars have an ejection feature for when passengers get too annoying.

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"Next time you get in a fight and tossed from your tree, try not to fall in stickers."

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Some people ride the short bus to school so many years, it carries over into later life.

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Fish can get hooked on coffee beans and can't start their day without some.

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Little Boris was all proud of his fancy new pedal car, but jealous kids were lurking down the street to crash into him.

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A scooter gang on their way to a heavy metal concert.

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"My new dating site pic is so cool, I've even got ducks hitting on me!"

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"It's true! Cattails taste just like chicken! Give it a try and see for yourself!"

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I'm not sure, but there *might* be a connection here...

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Lightning bugs - it's what's for dinner.

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In their VR sets these cows can either be bison or dinosaurs. Most go for dinos.

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Negative reinforcement in learning - crude but effective.

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New marketing ploy by Jeep.

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nice part about possums is you dont have to say "freeze MFr " they do it when they see ya coming and they stay that way till long after you get the shot off when you miss - you get a lot more time to take aim ,

Eldest daughter has a '21 Grand Cherokee.
I drove it on the Moose L. road, and it's an awesome drive for what it is.
The traction control system in it actually works quite well on loose limestone gravel, and there's plenty of good power.
As expected, the ride is a bit harsh, and the variable A/T in it hunts a bit before finding where it wants to be.
That is one vehicle that would really benefit from a manual transmission.
Other-wise, I like it a lot!

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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Secret club of the Keebler elves. What do they do in there? I dunno - Keeble, I guess.

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"Keep it coming, pal - it was a wild party last night."

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"Yuck! That fish was chewing snoose!"

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"This fork will come in handy when the bluejays want to fight again!"

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"Stay away from that ewe on the left - she'll talk trash about you to the other ewes no matter what!"

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"Hold still, horse - this is an important inspection, and we're going to be squared away for it!"

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"Save the neck for me, Clark... and the ears, too!"

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