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Genetic researchers have developed a bacon plant!

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"You're getting bunions - I'm just trying to help!"

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Pet snail? Well, they're quiet - you gotta give 'em that.

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Don't whiz on the electric fence... or anything marked 'Danger - High Voltage'

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Ice cream sammich - be careful about asking for a toasted bun.

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When you have an eerie feeling something is closely watching you...

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"It's not a bacon plant." "It's a hambush" said the wounded guerrilla as he crawled back to cover.

That looks like some kind of pepper plant.

"I'm just gonna roll on this one so I smell nice."

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"I try to get here before the possums - they always hog down all the good stuff."

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"w00t! Little kid birthday parties are always good for a score!"

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If you never pay parking tickets, you probably shouldn't order pizza."

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"You can't come in unless you know the secret password... hint - it's 'I have cookies'."

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The moment you realize you're probably not going to win the ultra hot wing eating contest.

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i think i recognize that hot wing look , generally requires a close bathroom and lots of that hard to get paper ...but then again he might just need to fart , but i dont think so ,

"Hey, guys - I'm about to rip a big sneeze so I'd take off for a while if I was you."

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Classy camper from 1936

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I think this limo caters mostly to Oompa-Loompas

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They're still in opposing sets, but now they pretty much just talk trash and throw gang signs at each other.

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Sushi - starving student style.

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When driving, Winnie always leave skid marks.

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Cup o' wabbit

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When you need less than a yard of cement, but you really need it.

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Pickle booze is a thing in eastern Europe.

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a watermelon today!"

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Turt omelet

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Nap buddies. "Stoopid rat! You're in my spot!"

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"Now eat it in little bites - if you swallow it whole, you won't be able to poop for a week!"

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"Jump right in?? But I can't tell if it's too cold!"

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Commie Scouts earning their disco merit badge. (Really!)

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When you've had a bit too much wine with dinner and try to walk right.

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The good old days - big hair, a cool ride and a new Polaroid camera.

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Couldn't think of a caption, but liked the pic.

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"Hey! You with the webbed feet! Out of the pool!"

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Two story camper - 1958 style.

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Early John Deere? No - early John Horse.

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Add cows to your list of animals that don't make good house pets.

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Let's have a moment of silence for this Evel Kneivel wannabe who tried jumping the Grand Canyon with a locomotive. (Should have paid attention in physics class)

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No worries about eating it, little guy - ducks naturally float.

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Always wear your best socks downtown - people judge you about stuff like that. Also about carrying your gf's handbag.

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When you make a pile of tuna sammiches for a beach picnic and leave the basket unguarded...

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Boring classes bring out the creativity in people.

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"Forty nine... fifty. There! Instead of doing all these crunches, I should probably stop mooching at the bakery."

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Looks like somebody hit the refreshment stand a few too many times.

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"Disguised I am - tell my identity you cannot!"

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Remedial drivers' ed for those who crash the school car.

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"If they don't leave us room, Hammy will turn them into frogs!"

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In a case of very bad timing, Timmy fell down the well while Lassie was at the vet getting fixed.

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Those "Are Too" coolers were used for a soft drink promotion a ways back-
Right around the time "The Empire Strikes Back" was released.
Can't remember what the drink was.
I didn't think much of it, or the promotion.
Those manually filled ice coolers were all over the place...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

"Hang on tight, seal - I'll teach you to water ski if it's the last thing you do!"

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Good cooks take care of small details.

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This guy has a 2 word vocabulary: Huh? and Whaaat??

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"Rats! Battery's dead again, and I left my cables home."

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These truths we hold to be self evident: porcupines do not lose fights.

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"There! Tree's full of nuts - now to knit myself a pair of winter pajamas."

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"Hey, what about the 5 pop tarts you owe me from the football bet?"

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"I really don't go for diet pop, but since there's no onions on the burgers, we're good."

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Highly trained spidey killer dog.

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Grandma was so tired of kids racing down her road, she was willing to try anything to stop it.

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"When you plate a rat dinner, you should garnish with cherry tomatoes drizzled in horseradish/balsamic vinegar. Otherwise, this looks quite tasty."

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"Look at that; while I was out climbing, some religious bunch left a donation request pinned to my tent."

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"I've had it up to HERE with you stoopid penguins pooping in my spot!"

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Yes, Amish can deliver Dominos, but oddly, not Pizza Hut.

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"Best birthday EVER!"

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Tactical shopping - never miss out on a killer sale again.

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"He gets all the good snacks because of that prehensile nose."

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....oops!

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Squills like a warm nap buddy, too.

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"I can doink out all the grey whiskers if you want, but you'll still be old."

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Impossibilities - "They ain't no such thing as a bad donut!"

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Burrito blankey - a legit gift idea.

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Prank time? No - better not try this one.

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Bet you didn't know Winnebago made a pickup.

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i think the boys might try the remedial driving class for the view ? = just sayin

"If you can't read Russian, the sign sez to buy a bag o' walnuts for a squill near you - it's good luck!" (sign really offers help for alcohol and drug abuse)

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A colonoscopy is in somebody's immediate future.

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Legit gardening wear. (those shoes are gopher stabbers)

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Kvas and crawdads - good and good for ya! (the whole family enjoyed the kvas I made)

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Whoever invented the cordless phone deserves a medal!

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Looks like that pizza cake needed more time in the oven.

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Another very expensive camel cut. Takes most of the week to do it.

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"Hey, wild finches - you snooze, you lose!"

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"I really don't like fries - ask if they have croutons."

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"Hey, turt - if your back itches, how do you scratch it?"

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Not only can it play the harmonica, the rat can also yodel.

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i remember that cord issue - but still miss those days of limited convertibility

i like her figure even if it does appear shes digging a grave for the husband/boyfriend