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"Ate my fill of sardines - catching some rays - life is good!"

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Always use items from your surroundings when camouflaging yourself.

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The towel is a really good idea. Snapping turts snap. Hard.

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Unknown to most tourists, luggage racks make good belly scratchers.

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When you buy a really hot car it's well to set aside money for several sets of expensive tires.

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"Time for sushi"

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"Limo-cycle"

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For some reason you just never see a happy sawfish.

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Some cows will sit and think - some just sit.

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When attending parties, you do NOT want to be the first person who passes out!

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"This is actually kinda tasty! I think I'll look for that skunk again!"

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Dry wine - bloodhounds don't like it. (mine will drink a little beer, though)

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"Oh, straighten up, and stop acting like a little ass!"

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"Teacher of the year"

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Wabbits are pre-disposed to bad habits - please help!

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Evolution of eyebrow fashion.

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Some bulls actually enjoy rodeos.

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This guy takes neighborhood watch to a new level.

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thats creepy

Yeah - he moves that close to the pool, he's a creeper. SW

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The rare and reclusive pink turt.

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Euro RR speed bump.

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Computer scooter. Compute while you scoot!

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Sugar buzz and full retard in 3... 2... 1...

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"Yeeeeee-haaaaaaa!!"

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River dance day down at the Hi-Dee-Ho senior center.

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You've seen the pics of artistic camel cuts - you can get something like that for your ride, too. This lady will cover an entire car with intricate designs using black sharpies. Cost? A lot! This is also in an Arabic country.

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Prius limo???? Looks like a case of somebody did it just to say they did.

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why compute when scooting ? just askin ????

prius limo ? i dont even want to get into one let alone pretend its an adventure - i figure gettin in might happen , gettin out - not so much !!!!

Marketing genius

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Ducks eat ice cream? I had no idea.

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Don't order the sushi at this place!

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Argentine rodeos - you gotta be tough to compete!

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"Fifth element"

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Super heroes are creepers?? Sad but true.

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Tour de France - a real idiot festival

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"Dammit! Forgot my floaties again!"

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New cable channel - Turt TV

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For adrenaline junkies - jet powered go kart. Wear your helmet!

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no sushi - ever , im not sure why you might think to strap a jet pack on those tiny wheels but ...have at it if it turns your crank , i get excitement but im always gonna be thinking tiny bearings and little rubber on the ground ,

"The sheik's garage"

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"The medal you see clear on the left is his Croix de Underbite."

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"Of all this gear, I like the taser best - it's a hoot!"

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"No, Dad - a cheerleader will NOT help them chase coons better!"

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Required for photographing rhinos... be able to climb trees quickly.

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based on the video of my friend in africa shooting one of these - they are fast , it was chasing the pickup the guide and he jumped into to escape - it finally dropped a ways down the road but it did not know it was dead for quite a little while

Seagulls are just poop heads!

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"Would you put a little more ice in my bath, please?"

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"Two trips to a Dr. in 3... 2... 1... First an eye doc - second a dentist."

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Hopefully the customization isn't done - otherwise I can't see a reason for this.

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"NOM!!"

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Pelican sniping a fry from a stoopid gull - now that's ironic.

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If you're going to annoy buffalo, keep in mind there aren't many trees to climb on the prairie.

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just this morning i saw where a nine year old girl was thrown thru the air by a buffalo she got to close to in Yellowstone - they can run 30 miles an hour - can she ? they have not yet filed charges against the family ...think the park is waiting to see how she is doing , there are directions/rules to control the stupid human behavior but we have evolved to the point where we regulate all business to protect us from ourselves yet they cannot seem to get wild animals to comply with OSHA regs yet ....

and yet ....they want us to believe they can control climate ? with our tax money ? just how dumb'ed down do they think we are ? maybe in another generation ??? we need to fix this folks or there will be a war amongst us without uniforms .....just sayin ,

"Open up, sister! Help me escape this zoo!"

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Looks like someone has an irrational fear of being rear ended.

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"You're gonna toss the head, right? I'd take that other stuff, too!"

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Austraila - not content with terrorizing the terlet, pythons have learned they can make people pee their pants in the rec room, too.

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"Telekinesis" (squill's name is Yoda)

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"My squeaker quit squeaking - can you fix it?"

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nope cant fix it but ill throw it for you ...just sayin

"Dissident"

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Laser tag - fun for the whole family

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That would actually be a useful pet accessory.

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How grapes are made.

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"That's a relief - with all that hissing, I thought I was getting a flat.

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I hope he's not allergic to cat fur!

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"Hey, you lazy seals! Come out and play tag with us!"

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"What's this? No sardines on display?"

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"We better get out of here, Blackie - we don't know the secret handshake for this gang!"

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"Darn - I thought peanut butter cups were in this row."

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"Hey! Don't blow in my ear, man - it tickles!"

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"This is my pet sardine - I will hold it and pet it and name it George!"

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Creative cake

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"We'll be pals and you won't stinker on me, 'k?"

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Buffalo extortion. ("Hand out the cookies and nobody gets hurt!")

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What happens when you ask grandma to babysit on her casino day.

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How to tell which AK belongs to a mall ninja.

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"Aw, cheer up, Bruce - I'll go catch a nice fish for you."

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"Well, there WAS a coon up here, but the sneeky devil got away somehow."

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"First jump"

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Breakfast of champions!

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Going on vacation? Don't forget the birds!

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"Hey, you lost the bet! Pay up!!"

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"Score! And it's still cold!"

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"Oh, yeah? Well I bet you won't look this good when you're 150!"

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