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"I'm sliding but it's not unlocking!"

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Not a good idea to turn your back on hungry bears.

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When taking new employment, it's well to closely read the job description.

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"Onions and peppers? No thanks! You can have it!"

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Pencil sharpener for offices on a budget.

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Where taxis go to die.

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Hi-viz vests don't work well in dense fog.

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"How did you know that, Holmes?"
"Elementary, Watson."

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"You'll put your eye out." (caption sez, 'Crash test Jedi')

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How to creep out the cat

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Breakfast of champions

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"Noooooooooo!!!"

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Choice of hard core Russky bikers

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Women drivers - I know you've seen these in person! (if we have any female lurkers, this should generate a few protests! )


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I've seem um eating a bowl of cereal or reading the newspaper when I used to commute. Always sped up and got away from them.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

yes indeed , seen that in the passenger seat so i know its happened in the drivers seat when i wasn't there ,

Cruise is set at 110 on I-65 north of Indy on the way to Chicago. Being passed a lot. The only one who scared me was a young woman in a POS Pontiac who went by putting on make up.

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"We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist"
Victoria 1899

"Board for surfing the internet"

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Neat garage build project.

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"Those guys are in for a big surprise when they break for lunch and the fridge is empty!"

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"Quick! Clean him out before those other guys show up! They'll hog it all!"

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(Truck guy on his phone to the boss)"No worries! They're sending a bulldozer to rescue us!"

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(bulldozer guy calling truck guy)"Hope you brought extra food - it might be a while."

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Loosening the pepper shaker lid... actually not that funny.

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"Soul train" (Thought of a different caption but I better not)

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Turtle face plant

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Street performer face plant (Ow!!)

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Navigator dash cam

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OM-nom-nom!

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Sign sez, "City without drugs" (time for a new sign)

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"Your coffee's ready, and it includes a secret ingredient"

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Off to boot camp!

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Russian biathalon champion

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"Aha! Vitamin B!"

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When n00b pirates haven't made enough to buy a parrot...

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Ah yes, the infamous jalapeño vitamin B.

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David

"We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist"
Victoria 1899

Firing a DShK in the bedroom - you should probably use hearing protection.

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"My dog when the doorbell rings"

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"Expensive bus tickets - small pension - going downtown anyway."

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Bull fights - the bulls get in a few licks

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Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth?

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"So - you gonna finish that?"

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Birthday cake? Works for me!

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No jumper cables? No problem!

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They start 'em early in Russia

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I get the sense seagulls are darn annoying.

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Mac-n-cheesecake

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Ghetto tricycle

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"I got this! Betcha I can do it under a minute!

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thats a lot a bling on that little ones bike

The wild custom bikes & trikes are actually for big kids and adults. It's mostly a California Hispanic thing. SW (loud music warning)

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"Oops! Wrong kind of "serpentine" belt.

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Trouble - bears are always in it.

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Meltdown at the Dorito plant.

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"When they drink my milk, they're in for a surprise!"

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Steampunk flash drive

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I should be doing yard work, but it rained all night so that's on hold. I did trim branches from the power & cable TV lines earlier. Two more out by the alley, but too high for me. I'll see if the city boyz will stop by with a bucket truck & do the deal. If they'll cut them down, I'll chop them up & stuff the dumpster. So it's another goof off day here. Back to pics...

Bums seem to have a union now. Clean hands not required.

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Russky locomotives - shovels are standard equipment.

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Crash test dummy or real person? You decide.

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"Flounder are a lot better with mayo... and I forgot mine again."

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"I like you, bloodhound - you're silly."

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who knew ? fancy trikes and bike - i get the cars and model cars - wow those guys got lots of free time and cash , those are really fantastic , but the two and three wheelers are even more fantastic - i never even dreamed that existed

Heights like this still creep me out.

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This is a real deal, die hard fisherman!

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This is a real deal adrenaline junkie.

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Breaking up over the phone... better than a stab wound!

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It's not mentioned in the cartoons, but Speedy Gonzales lost a lot of sombreros.

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New squeak toy.

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Teasing squills - they will only put up with so much foolishness.

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"Sonia! Open the garage! It's cold!"

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Pop quiz for art fanciers - who painted this?

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The good news - caught our limits! The not so good news - the garage smells funny.

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Junk food monster.

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Having emergency food in your plane... not the best plan when in bear country.

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Passing up zucchini for a banana - smart horse!

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Things you find on the interweb

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

Some of those "wal-martians" barely qualify for the human race. SW

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