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"If two warning shots don't wise up wabbits in my garden. #3 doesn't end well for them."

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Flying squill trying to remember if he filed a flight plan.

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"TWO sardines? Just TWO? Seriously?"

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There's a reason pros use a brush to clean these.

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"Stoopid lizard's around here somewhere... I just know it is."

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"So, pigeon, where's the $20 you said you'd pay me today?" (never try to scam goose loan sharks!)

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"Open window - box o' Cracker Jacks - I'm on it!"

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Seals - elite force of the ocean!

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Page 100 and closing in on a quarter million hits! I think we're onto something! SW

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I think so!

BTW, the jack rabbit above looks like it was warned before, and the hole grew out a bit

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

thats a lot of hits ,

back in my youth there were a number of times when all i could see was the two ears over a log , generally a shotgun blast would fill the dinner pot

Are those egyptian geese?

I did a search of water foul and they were the only ones with black wing tips and looked like they were in a bar fight with blackened eyes.

^ Kinda looks like it, but the pic wasn't captioned where I lifted it. SW

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"You think I swiped your sunflower seeds? No - I just have naturally chubby cheeks!"

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"Why do you think a duck would wear tap shoes? I need 'em to River Dance, silly!"

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"The monks' secret stash of mangos! Score!"

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"Et Tu, Frosty?"

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T-Rex hoodie - gift idea for your fave grade schooler.

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"Darn kids never charge the battery - now I'll have to hitch to the C-store for a Yoo-Hoo and flaming hot Cheetos!"

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"Hmmm... 'Slow Boat to China' in the 5th race... 100 to 1 odds to win. If I bet the fiver I found in the gutter and somehow won, I could finally make a down payment on a scooter."

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"Passionfruit always makes me thirsty."

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Guys down at the nuke plant have a strawberry garden.

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Always take your own TP into public toilets. Trust me - you do NOT want a case of butt ducks!

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"Okay, wise guy. I'll rev you up with a little truth serum and you WILL tell me where you hid all the walnuts you stole from me!"

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"You haven't been using floss or brushing 3X a day, have you?"

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"What are you staring at, creeper?"

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Shaolin prairie dogs know all the good kung-fu moves.

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"Ahhh... Grandpa... were the leftovers you're warming covered with foil?"

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"Looks like the leopard seal's gone... but is it? Is it really?" (penguins are prone to paranoia)

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These guys will need chin straps for their Amish hats.

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Early drive in concept - your burger & fries were rolled out on a track.

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"I'd really like to make a nest... surely the cat won't miss a couple whiskers..."

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"Oh, that's just wrong! And not even slightly funny!"

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Just like sunflower seeds - spit the shells.

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"I want a new roomie - all this guy does is try to mooch my smokes."

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Turts like to sing opera - just never in Italian.

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He's thinking about bonding - the possum's thinking about biting.

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You really should get a Nikon... and a tripod."

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Carnivore cake... I'm in!

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Pizza cups and pizza on a stick are old news. Now we have pizza cones!

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Always stub out your smokes. Squills and birds are prone to picking up bad habits.

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guess who spreads wildfires

You can speed dial with this kind if you don't mind the occasional broken nail.

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Little Red Riding Hood in the slammer for "transporting contraband". (I always wondered what was really in her basket...)

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Uzbek movie, "Sniper". I'd say she better go back to selling cosmetics.

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Storing things in the oven... time for a new plan.

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They're cute at this age, but in a month or two all they have going for them is flavor.

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Looks like somebody was cutting up in class and had to stay in from recess.

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Generally speaking, super-hot wing eating contests aren't a good idea.

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"Do you happen to have a good banana bread recipe?"

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"Yeah, it's sprinkling a little, but you really don't need to use the wipers, do you?"

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"And over here we'll paint a happy little mouse... if I don't eat it first."

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Another mouthy rooster that just HAD to make a lot of noise early in the morning gets to meet a package of noodles.

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Parrot racing isn't easy - they lose interest almost instantly.

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"Dear, where are you?"
"I'm at work and very busy..."
WHACK!!

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When socks die and decompose down to a skeleton...

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Braille edition of Playboy used to be a thing... but not for long.

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When tigers eat druggies...

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Timmy Tick Pecker - on the job!

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"Thought you could hide out in the bathroom with a ham sammich, eh?"

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Yeah, there's more room on the big branch, but turts are skurred of heights.

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I don't care what the rules are - if there's a T-Rex right behind me, I'm running over cones!

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Not for special needs kids - it's just a really small school.

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Looks like that brownie baked about 15 minutes too long.

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Goth crocs.

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"Dang! Even with all my experience and outstanding performance reviews, there are just NO management positions available in the wood chucking industry!"

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"I can't wait to try the cottonwood casserole recipe I found online!"

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Thinking things through - looks like somebody didn't.

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Easter wabbits - scarier than clowns!

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Tub buddies - ducks gotta have 'em.

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When die hard bikers go to the rest home...

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It's stressful being a fish - they need these more than you think.

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"So what you gonna do with those chicken bones?"

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Bad sushi? No - bad cement delivery system.

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When he's not terrorizing people, Freddy enjoys a nice tea party with his pals.

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"Aha! Grade school kids! They always throw most of their food away!"

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"Do these jeans make my butt look big?" (turts are very fashion conscious)

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"Okay - found a good rock. If I cut the wood chuck in for some of the loot, he'll chuck it through the kitchen window for me!"

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The rare and elusive orange turt. Much less common than ordinary lemon-lime turts.

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Baking pizza at the volcano lava flow really cuts costs and boosts profit.

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Think it through, bird... yeah, you can swallow the almond, but what about getting rid of it?

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June Cleaver always ironed ripple chips flat for Ward.

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"Nobody gets how boring it is to be a prince... (sigh)."

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"If somebody needs a lifeguard, I'm on the job!"

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Another out take from the book of really bad ideas. (Tik Tok is a bad idea all by itself!)

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For cowboys who just can't walk in high heels.

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The rimfire machine is okay, but it would take all your change to fill a 9mm or 223 mag.

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I must really be getting old. Partying all night about kills me!"

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"Go away, bird! This tree is for fruit bats only!"

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"Ha ha! Made you puff!"

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"If you try to take the stuff I found like last year, I'll tie your tail in a knot!"

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"When you get to the C-store, don't forget TWO pumps of cherry syrup in my grape Fanta fountain drink. And get me flaming hot Cheetos if there's enough change!"

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No geese? Good luck with that!

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"All clear, Pal - come on back!" (organic back up cam)

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"If you have a leopard by the tail, it will be too busy trying to escape to fight." I'd say this fellow has pretty well debunked that old myth.

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Sure! What could go wrong?

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