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Don't accuse friends of swiping your smokes until you check around...

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'hood marketing - pop and a smoke for one money. (seems a bit expensive, though)

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Secret society for grandmothers - the Pink Wiggies

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As it turns out, pigs CAN fly - and achieve escape velocity.

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The proper way to start a sammich - plenty of room for cheese & stuff before you slide it in the oven.

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Falling asleep at parties - you'll wish you hadn't.

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"Stoopid bear - this is elk food!"

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"But I wasn't texting - I was just reading one!"

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Another one for you pickle lovers.

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"Stand back, kid - there's a gopher down here. A big one!"

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Three things wabbits like - cartoons, a nap buddy and a bowl o' Cap'n Crunch.

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Hey hogger
I think it's fenced now up that way. Highway 59 was always exciting at night between the lopes and deer crossing and munching along the road and the splattered ones on the road. You guys had a slight weight advantage over our 4 wheelers when it came to bumping into stuff,LOL.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

"Oh, that's gonna void the warranty!"

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"Hey! Don't monkey around in my dinner!"

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Epic Chinese marketing fail.

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They also didn't realize an ambulance isn't really called a meat wagon.

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Chickens with pony tails? Apparently so.

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"Have no fear - it's coming OFF!"

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"Sure, I'd take a pop tart, but what I'd really like is to just hang out in your back yard until season's over."

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with a half million in our woods this past weekend i dont blame him , course after seeing a lot of them shoot - odds are in his favor

Playing leap frog? Close - leap lemur!

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"Hey, dummy - get your camera out of the snow!"

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Squills love Halloween.

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A snack tray worthy of the name!

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Of course there are pay phones in the forest - how else could bears order pizza?

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Looks like somebody got mugged by monks for the LAST time!

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Afraid of the dark much?

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I'm pretty sure #6 is a Umarex CO-2 pistol carbine.
The monks are right to avoid it and it's 560 fps bb's.
The girl is using sort of a safe carry with finger out of trigger guard

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Monk thievery is quite a problem in parts of Asia. An air soft gat of some sort would be a good investment. SW

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PBJ/nanner sammich

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V-dub 5th wheel camper

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Mobile phones in the days before personal cell phones

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Japanese 'Bling Bikes'. I'm not sure what effect they're after - bike that looks like a truck somehow? But the article mentioned guys pay thousands to deck their bicycle out to look like this. Everybody needs a hobby, I guess.

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"Goat, you have three seconds to get off my head, or I'll slap you into next week!"

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"There's not even a slight resemblance - just take it off!"

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This has always been my take on algebra, too.

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yes - no problem with trig and geometry but algebra and calculous suck

"Okay - got my ducks in a row and ready for vacation!"

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Looks like these guys portage a canoe frequently.

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"You can come out to play, seal - I already ate."

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"I eated a puffer fish and it puffed in my tummy."

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"Ha! Got'cha in the dreaded eyeball hold! You better tap out or you'll be looking goofy wearing a patch!"

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Tired of scraping frost off your windshield? Rig a pilot light and away you go!

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"Yeah, they ran over the nails we put on the road, but they're not stopping."

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"Eating too many apples will give us the poops? So?"

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"Here yo go, but do NOT tell anybody you got this from me!"

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"It goes up and down just fine, but we're taking it back to put in windows."

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"As long as you're making PBJ sammiches, could you make one for me? Hold the J... and no bread, please."

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"Oh, sure - I make it in here... and they just swept up all the spilled birdseed!"

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For only $75 you can look stylish without freezing your feet. (and I use the term stylish loosely!)

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Sign sez, "Open". To the left is a menu of birdseed available. Bird proudly announces, "My first business!"

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First generation channel changer.

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"Wait - let me fluff my feathers before you start taking pics!"

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Steampunk stuffie

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Fun way to keep cats away from a bird house.

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"Don't go in there - my tummy is already bubbling from the sushi!"

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Self driving vehicles - the concept isn't exactly new.

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An odd way to have a smoke.

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John's a slacker!

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If you use nitromethane in the gas, you can go really fast. For a while.

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The rare and elusive wild banana duck.

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"Take beanie-weenies off the menu as our daily special!"

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i like that V-dub camper too

Sun baked herring. You want 'em - we got 'em!

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"I'm going for a salad - you kids stay out of trouble and no escape attempts!"

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"Well, just back up a little, dummy!"

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"I'll give you this much to change channels - that's the worst band EVER!"

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Dark chocolate with sardines. Candy variety in Finland. (really)

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I don't think that last one is sardines....



Looks more like salted frozen L. Winnipeg shiners.
I think I'd pass on the choclated fish- even if they were "sardines".
The original might have been done as a social media "fishing" joke.
Get a lot of that stuff around here- especially on the manitoba walleye f/b page...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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The Russian word was similar to "sprats". I went with sardines since it's more familiar.

None of those for me, either! SW

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looks like bait for doc and i

Pickle-henge

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Holiday party tray from the Hi-Dee-Ho sushi shop - squid eye sammiches.

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Caution - you can be severely burned testing your moonshine like this!

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Thanksgiving U-bake-it special from the Japanese deli... turk-squid-en platter.

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Ugly dog or special needs camel? Your call.

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Ladies - phone always running low? Try Buster Brown's new battery/USB pumps!

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In memory of Abe's pathological ear mite phobia, this operation is frequently done.

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There are things in the forest even Arnold fears!

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