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Dunno why, but this reminds me of Abe Vigoda's "Fish" character on Barney Miller. Heck, it even looks like him, now that I think of it....

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"I see you haz cat food. I just so happen to also like cat food!"

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Dog-zilla eats Tokyo

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"Okay, pal - learn to golf! You just about beaned me with the divot!"

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"Disco dancing"

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"Diving with dolphins???!!!"

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Something different for dinner - rat loaf!

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"Dang! Forgot my can opener again."

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"Yes, I'll make you a snack when I'm done reading. Now quit being a nag!"

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"Man, it's taking a long time for those hot dogs to boil!"

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"Six more weeks of winter... great. Just great."

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Why people don't do high fives with a koala.

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"Smart-a$$ little kid? Nope - haven't seen him."

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"Ha! Made it inside! Now to find the cheezboogers!"

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Over 10,000 hits on this thread! I'd say that makes it a permanent feature!

Everybody else please feel free to add funnies! I go mostly with Russian pics since so many people see the American stuff from fake book.

Wabbits like cool shades

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Poster child for the National Canine Underbite Foundation. Please donate generously!

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"Score! Back to the bank for powdered ghost pepper now!"

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Expensive... In Venezuela, this chicken costs over 14 million Bolivars. (That's $2.25 in American money.)

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"Byelorussian wedding" (they grow mostly potatoes there)

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Burrowing owls are shameless photobombers

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"Down at Mustafa's detail shop, our motto is 'a clean camel is a happy camel'!
We even clean between the toes!"

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When sparrows know kung-fu

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"They can smell trail mix 5 miles away!"

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Fun with cats

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How the best dishwashers work

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"Google in the old days"

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"Don't leave! I forgive everything!"

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"Hey, buddy, I think I flooded it - now what do I do?"

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"Plate of sardines in tomato sauce? No - haven't seen it."

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"Save the neck for me, Clark."

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"No! I wasn't going to trash your knitting supplies! I was going to take a nap!"

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When Chihuahuas go bad...

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"Lean into the curves - you should be all right."

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hope that kid has double diapers on - asphalt aint kind when you are sliding on it - yes i do know from more than one experience , correct that - hope the kid has leather and double diapers on

Going to the C-store for smokes & a 6 pack? Don't wear your good clothes!

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"Buzz off, bird! I saw the carrot first!"

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"Buuuuurp! That bottle was pretty good - got any chocolate sauce for the next one?"

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Mr. Potato Head.

This reminded me of the toy having that name when I was a kid. Mr Potato Head using a real potato was a lot more fun that the Styrofoam variety seen later. I'm not sure if even those are available now. There were a ot of way cool toys back in the day & I always looked forward to getting the sears & wards catalog to wear out the toy pages. Always wanted a toy steam engine or molds to make lead soldiers.


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that toy soldier set up could be used to mold bullets now long as you were not in a hurry

Your lunch will be this after you lease a Mercedes to impress your pals...

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"Yeeeee-haaaaaa!!!!"

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Looks like someone at the toy factory won't pass the next whiz quiz.

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Bubba's Tire Shoppe is having a special on retreads - $2.95 installed and bubble balanced.

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Ad in the paper for an old truck - "Was running when I parked it."

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Down at the school for snake charmers... "These aren't real cobras, right?"

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Eating contests - not always worth it to win.

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"Oh, sure! Stoopid rest home had to burn on lasagna day!"

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Things you always wonder about... like what would happen if you put a sharpie in the microwave.

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"What do you mean you're going to wash the bedding? I just got comfortable!"

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"He shoots - he scores! Swish! Nothing but net!"

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Another sneeky seal photobomb

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The payoff for being a dum-bass and trying to impress your pals.

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"Dammit! Where am I?"

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When cats know kung-fu

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Situational awareness - essential in lion country!

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"Try not to drop any this time, Mustafa - I already fused these."

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"Butterscotch oatmeal? I was hoping for coconut macaroons, but okay."

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The National Underbite Foundation has determined mullets cause underbite. Please support legislation to outlaw mullets!

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"Cat...
Spanish - gato
Romanian - pisica
Latvian - kakis
Turkish - kedi

Whatever you call them, they will still poop in your shoe."

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"Shalom kitty"

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Now THAT is how you make a grilled cheese sammich!

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"When squills know kung-fu they don't get soaked by water balloons."

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Now THAT is how you make a grilled cheese sammich!


My arteries constricted 23% just looking at that!
And I think that is what it looks like- replace bread with bacon and cheese slice with cheddar....

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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i want one of those right now - my mouth is watering and my stomach is telling me get one - just sayin , wonder what is in the frig tonight ?

"When you're stuck in the store for two hours with Mom on her phone."

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"What narcotics can do to a talented actor."

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"Don't scare the bird away! It got all the ticks - now I think I can train it to trim my eyebrows!"

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Russian loggers are tough... and not particularly bright.

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"For me??? You shouldn't have!"

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"Yep! They're done... close enough anyway."

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"I was just going to slip in for a snack... didn't want to wake you!"

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The best way to pet a porcupine is with a rake.

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"It's just not a proper fish dinner if the head's been removed."

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Australia - you can't let your guard down for a moment!

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