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that camper lift would be great for bears too , not sure how id get it into the boundry waters or even voyagers national park tho ...............i like the concept long as the wind dont blow

Getting major bonus points for sticking the landing at an Argentine rodeo.

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Spaghetti-o jello mold with Vienna sausages? Best holiday treat EVER!

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Graphic proof there's a camper for every budget.

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"What do you mean put on something besides a 3 hour reel of disco music? ALL my reels are disco stuff!"

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There's a ton of money to be made renting these at busy airports.

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"Ahhhh geeeeee, Wilburrrrr - I can't swim! Rescue me!"

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"Actually, the fishing is pretty good here!"

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If Goldilocks and the 3 bears was rescripted for reality TV...

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"When they said fly fishing is a lot of fun they weren't kidding - caught a nice one right away!"

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"You're in my spot so deal with it!"

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Manually cranked dentist drills - they used a LOT of anesthetic back then.

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Fly trap. Fly thinks the white powder is sugar, but it's salt. Eats some and gets thirsty. Goes to the bottle cap for a drink, but what looks like water is really vodka. Fly gets totally drunk, trips over the twig and breaks his skull on the rock! Devious, huh?

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Stay warm while plowing snow in this!

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Plenty of room for toys in this sleigh.

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You'll need a sharp knife for this sammich.

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Bacon salad.

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Sushi for those who don't like fish or rice.

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"If I don't monkey anything up maybe they'll take me on as an apprentice."

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Pic was taken 2.5 seconds before Blackie achieved escape velocity.

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"Easiest catch I ever made, but something's not quite right here..."

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I'd say Nick (who bottles his own wine) and his gf, Olga didn't break up on cordial terms.

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"I've got to be careful - if I bust my a$$ on this ice, the mockery and derision will never stop!"

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"Yep - this one would make you sick, all right! But don't worry - I'll take care of it for you!"

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There's a reason Santa has reindeer pull his sleigh instead of cattle.

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The best way to noodle this kind of fish involves dynamite.

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"If I hurry I can stash these and come back to grab the ketchup packets before squills see them."

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"Ha! Got enough for me and my gf in one grab!"

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"We don't need a demonstration of the 'latest breakthrough in vacuum cleaner technology' - go away!"

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"The people haven't noticed us yet - hurry up and throw out more stuff!"

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"So if I can balance these for a full minute I get a couple guppies from the aquarium, right?"

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Wayne Wabbit was always bitter when he lost a bet.

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Looks like somebody needs remedial skateboarding lessons.

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"It's supposed to get chilly tonight - I'll start a nice fire!"

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"Hey! Rangers just set up a new vending machine for the tourists - let's grab some rocks and raid it!"

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Tick pecker birds - more than nap buddies.

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"Gee, pal - really? That's too bad. Order you a beer and me a double cheeseburger and tell me all about it!"

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Looks like this guy omitted the planning phase of his project.

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Reptilians walk (slither?) among us... but mostly in Japan.

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Still think there's no such thing as reptilians??

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"You're not yelling at it for that mess? If I did that, I'd be outside in a snow drift!"

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"I'll see how many runs I can make before Mom misses her pot."

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"Hey, Mouse - I have a wonderful thing for you!" (new cat scam)

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Mary Kay ladies make a ton of $ in this part of the world.

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"You brave enough to talk trash to me now, dog?"

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"Oh, sure - I climb all the way up her for some tagging fun and there was only enough paint left in the can for one letter!"

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"They're not too bright but they're warm so they can hang around."

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"w00t! Another touchdown for the Tree Squills! Wabbits don't even have a field goal!"

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"A call for me? Great... wait a minute - it's a scam call, you wiseguy!"

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"If you don't have him a goat tied up out back, this turkey isn't gonna last long."

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"Ha! Caught you creeping on me again!"

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"Look, pal - just hit pause and go fill my dish!"

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"Hey! I know you're in there, turt and you still owe me $20 for the football bet!"

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Anatomy of a steampunk fish.

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"Forget it, pelican - the zoo will never hire you to be a tick pecker."

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Waffle cones... good for ice cream - good for mashed spuds and brats.

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"I've given up trying to convince these stoopid cows we're not related."

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Eric Cartman lives!

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There's money to be made everywhere - like this on site C-store for mountain climbing tour groups.

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"Just because I'm a dog doesn't mean you can serve me all the junk beer you don't like
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"First text I get in three days is my gf telling me she's fallen in love with a baboon and wants to break up with me."

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It seemed like a really good idea... until groundskeepers had to unplug it for the 3rd time.

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It's not mean - the duck knew exactly what it was doing.

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cartmen may be fine but they killed kenny , and i like PBR so the dog gets nothing

"They stuff me in the back ONE more time after I call shotgun, I'm leaving them a huge mess!"

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Pics like this really creep me out!

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Off road? That ride couldn't make it over a speed bump!

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"Boogers really aren't that bad - wanna try one?"

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"Everything tastes better with Heinz." Especially walrus!

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"Ya filthy animal!"

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It's time for you Door Dash and Uber Eats people to step up your game - you can be replaced!

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Vampire burgers sometimes need a wooden stake driven through them... a large knife works, too.

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Nervous beavers don't chew their nails, but occasionally they'll nibble on their tail.

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"Valet parking in this place is the worst!"

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Interesting pic, but I can't think of a caption.

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Marshmallows in mayo - I don't think I'd try those.

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But Mountain Dew cheesecake is a great idea!

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One more from the odd food dep't. - chicken, peanuts and banana pizza is actually a thing in Sweden.

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"Let go, snake - I grabbed it first!"

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He's about to learn his health policy doesn't cover acts of gross stupidity.

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"He's skurred of spideys but I'm not - keep 'em coming, Mom!"

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"More dinner? Thanks, but I just couldn't eat another bite!"

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"It's time to leave Timmy down the well for a few days - maybe that'll wise him up!"

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This taxi driver will get you to the airport on time, but you'll need one of those little bottles to calm your nerves after the 3rd near crash.

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If it was easy nobody would pay to watch.

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"A couple more years and I'll be able to toast a rack of ribs like this!"

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Trying to recapture their goth youth.

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"Hello - have I reached the party to whom I'm speaking?" (old Lily Tomlin gag)

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"A disguise I have - recognize me you will not!"

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Cupcake in a cup - not as easy to make as it looks.

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i liked those old lilly tomlin bits on SNL

Not a bad employer - it's part of her early parole agreement.

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Thursday special down at the Hi-Dee-Ho bakery - turt buns!

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Looks like the rubber band powered flying model bird needs a few design tweaks.

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Saved $350 from a sale... and spent none of it on extra bunji cords.

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Gnome throne.

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We'll soon know if the driver is slowing for speed bumps.

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ill wager that frige doesnt make it home in working order