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Surf-n-turf for school lunch? The place must have killer tuition!

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Which bovine rules the herd? The alfalfa male!

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There's a critical piece of equipment you need before buying that $1500 freezer/fridge... a tape measure!

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"I'm a horse - I don't want to charge! I want to sit a while with a nice carrot."

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"Snickers in tomato sauce"... as nearly as I can tell, this is an eastern Euro brand of sardines. Otherwise little candy bars won't taste worth a darn soaked in ketchup.

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I did the Mario technique using google fu... This is marketed by a seafood company in Estonia and is either sardines or herring filets. No chocolate!

As an aside, I don't care for sardines in tomato or mustard sauce - I like the lightly smoked variety. They gross out preppy granddaughter... "how can you eat those???"

She didn't believe back in the day they came in a can with a key to open them and the heads were still present. "How could you eat the heads???!!!"

I put 6 tins of sardines in the cupboard, I can rest assured there will still be 6 when next I look! (unlike cookies) SW

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Nope no sardines for me! But now smoked oysters or clams will definitely get chowed. With Tabasco!

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

BRAIN FREEZE!!!

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n00b lumberjack

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There's a trick to make a whip pop... looks like somebody needs more practice

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I don't know where this is, but when they make a sammich they don't mess around

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3D cat portrait

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Getting your day off to a great start

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thats a bad day with the chain saw - never had that happen - yet ,

im in for the sub on fresh bread ,

time for a new tooth brush i think ,

Waiting until the lions have had dinner seems prudent here.

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"That's right, kids! Brown cows = chocolate milk! So feed me lots and lots of chocolate!"

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Wearing those expensive Oakleys perched on your head to look cool isn't always a good idea.

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Given how expensive these are the only possible caption is 'why bother?'

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It's never too cold to grill!

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"Vegetables? Sure! Ketchup counts as a veggie, right?"

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i think ketchup qualifies but im in for the meat ,

as to the chainsaw - i was surveying the winters damage in the yard last evening while burning my wifes empty boxes - where do these all come from , took two hours , a cigar and at least two beers - was glad to be done what with the burning band .............anyway i lost a tree , guess there's a chance of the bent bar in my future as its stuck in one of my tall red pines - that's why i hadn't seen it till circling in by the compost pile , chit happens - now i have more firewood to cut/split/stack .. it never ends

i think i once posted of my wifes friend that while on a ladies outing lost her sunglasses down the pit toilet - not at all sure why folks look in ...don't want to know , that one came up for replacement a few years back , suggested there was hope she might recover them ...got only dirty looks from all the ladies that had been on the excursion but the guys chuckled

Similar at the range. Guy popped his choppers into the porta-john and expected us to retrieve them for him. I said NO and Why.

We had a wife call and ask us to look for her husbands teeth ( false) because he thought he lost them at the range. Think about that for a minute, "he thinks he lost them at the range". Wouldn't you know exactly where you lost your false teeth?

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

"I got your back, Jack! And I'm keeping it warm for you!"

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"Yeah, you can take selfies with this, but a smartphone works better - you can send them to your pals right from the phone."

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The heartbreak of crow's feet at an early age.

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Showing up early at the club will get you a seat closer to the dance floor. (the building is marked 'club')

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All righty then! The server is serving again so here we go! SW

"Navigator"

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"Quick! Get pop tarts or something before it eats Mom!"

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New course in HS home ec - defensive cooking!

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For those of you who like classical art... (can anyone name the artists?)

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"Why are you yelling? I'm making you a nice sweater vest!"

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How to kill time when the cement truck is late

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You just can't find a nice velvet Elvis painting in Russia

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"Don't eat the ice cream too fast - you'll get brain freeze!"

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I know 2 of the 3. The chick on the right I don't know for sure. Rembrandt?

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Let me keep my money, my guns and my Freedom, and you can keep the change

I don't remember the artist, but her face is from "Girl with pearl earrings". SW

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"Why don't you come in for a while."

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Capybaras - cool kids of the animal world

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You don't want to buy these ice cream treats unless you can lick really really fast and are immune to brain freeze!

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isnt that vangough and mona lisa ? not sure whothat young lady is but then im not considered a classic art type person ,

Yes and yes. I still don't recall who painted the girl. Mario? You know that one? SW

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Vermeer.

Doesn't he make stump grinders? lol

The girl after having to sit as a model for hours had to buy her own food. At the time she did not know the meaning of Vermeer's offering to go Dutch treat if she would pose. Made that up. I am bad and my sense of humor is terrible at 6:30 a.m.

The expression on her face was caught in oil. It shows her reaction when he told her the definition of "Dutch treat". I now have to find a hiding place to avoid all of the bad press I am shortly to get.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Vermeer it is! "No (f)ear" Van Gogh and Moaning Lisa by da Vinci. SW

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More art... who painted these? (same guy did them) Hint - anyone would instantly recognize the name. SW


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"Ready for anesthetic?"

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"Dammit!! I almost had that wabbit, but you scared it away!"

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If you have a drinking problem in India, it's probably not going away any time soon.

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"Cats love it" Looks like someone forgot to check with the cat.

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Squills raiding your bird feeder? It could be worse!

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