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"Get AWAY from my food, stoopid seagull!"

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A neat ride but changing tires could be problematic

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"Quick! Let me out so I can save the pumpkin!"

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Expiration dates mean nothing to cats

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"Hmmm... looks like I forgot something... TP? Duh! Squills don't use TP!"

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There's a reason cows don't get invited to many trampoline parties

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"I've had it with you hogging down all the good stuff!"

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There's more than one way to wash your piggies for a trip to market.

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It probably wouldn't leave much room on the bed, either.

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Assisted suicide?

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Swirlies - dogs do them, too.

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paybacks are he!! tho

Rat rod COE

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"Yuck!"
"YUCK!"

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"It's not hot, dog - go ahead and sniff it."

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"Hmmm... where'd I put my gun...?"

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Canadian beavers never miss a hockey game

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Looks like somebody paid attention in shop class.

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Steampunk spidey

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Playing hockey in the kitchen? This is obviously Canada!

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When working construction always take precautions against falling.

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"But I'm not broke - I don't NEED to be fixed!"

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Before going out to scoop snow, always check the fuel level.

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From the book of things you didn't know you needed... an articulated car - with a turret.

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"You can't be on the couch until you get your nails trimmed!"

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I couldn't stand it & had to look up the articulated car... The inventor put a lot of thought into the project, but it was ahead of its time. And pretty much still is. SW

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Vival

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"I've got 50 anchovy pizzas with triple topping - who's paying?"

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A very tasteful hat

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Tuna sammich for a shark - "Hold the bread & mayo!"

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"Snifffffffff... ahhhhhh! Fresh bread! Please pass the butter!"

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When you've HAD IT with people following too closely...

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a bag of croutons today!"

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"I'll housebreak her so she won't poop on the floor, Mom!" (And if you believe that do I have a real estate deal for you!)

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That's a Shitcago school bus. The garbage trucks are also the same way.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

"Yes, you're cute, but you can't be mooching on the highway."

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Sardines - breakfast of champions... and seals!

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Babysitting for her pals

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PSA for armored car guys - carry a spare key!

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For pooping on the rug again

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Maybe put in a cupboard or put mouse traps on it.

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Ducks can call for an Uber lift, too

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"Well, darn - it says the pizza place is closed for remodeling."

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Race rules - no ear biting and be sure to wear a helmet.

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The white whale - still dodging Capt. Ahab

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New plan to save the ozone layer - pilot lights for cows.

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From home to the fish market with only 2 bus changes.

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New concept for people who despise washing dishes... eat them instead!

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Most people don't know Godzirra is from the land of giants

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More nap buddies - cute, fuzzy little spideys

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It really doesn't take that much pasta for everybody to have a generous portion.

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Carefully dry your hair before going out in the winter or you'll catch a whopper of a cold!

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"Ha! I finally caught the mouse!"

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County fair chicken prank

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Flies learning to river dance

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"You strapped it down tight, right?"
"Yep! Let's take off and make happy hour in time!"

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"Go away or I'll pound on your toenails with a hammer!"

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"Sorry, guys - those aren't legal."

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Turt Bob SquarePants

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Hairless possums are for real - please donate sweaters.

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Even though you have to boil this brand a lot longer, it loses no flavor.

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Garage saling in a limo - classy!

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Too much roadkill in your 'hood? Problem solved!

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Jumping off the horse and running ahead is cheating!

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Feeding your little goatie a handful of flaming hot Cheetos is kinda mean. (But kinda funny.)

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Ad in the local paper... "Wanted: window washer - must not be afraid of heights."

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It doesn't take them long to discover if they act all cute, they get more treats.

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"Well okay, but don't blame me when you get brain freeze."

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Hot tubs - capybaras love 'em.

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Always be ready for interesting snapshots on vacation.

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Meanwhile in Australia...

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"Garsh, Mick - am I really that goofy?"

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Hotel room prank

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Hogger,

What kind of rodent is that reaching for the the ice cream cone?

^ Euro variety of ground squill, I think. SW

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That's the 2nd periscopic finder I've seen this week.

The first was Bourke-White atop the Chrysler building on an old Life magazine cover....

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

"I smell sunflower seeds on your breath... and you didn't share!"

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Seems a trifle harsh.

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"Yeah, they're not much to look at, but tourists love 'em. I suppose you're ready for a nice fish dinner."

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"Hey! Where's all my special shampoo?"

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Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No... it's just a non-super flying squill.

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After the noisy company has gone home, it's time for a nap!

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