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the monkeys [subtittle] made me remember a childhood delight - there was a drug store in the hometown back in the day that served real fosphate drinks , my fav was the cherry ............i want one right now - that fizz was terrific , never found anything like it since ,

"Here's the plan, pal - you hand over the trail mix and we don't chew off your tires."

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Most birds are smart enough not to fly in dense fog.

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Canadian spoon - be careful eating your Canadian cereal with it.

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Rolls Royce trash truck.

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"Okay - this is soap so try not to lick your whiskers."

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"In yo' face, dog! I called shotgun while you were still sleeping!"

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There will be an intermission with pics - I'm leaving for Europe in the morning and will be gone for a week - maybe 10 days... if Ukraine press gangs don't grab me for their Foreign Legion! SW

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Have a good and safe trip!
Get pix if you are anywhere near a certain Belgian drop tower

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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yes , travel safe , let us know how it went on your return

We were supposed to go shopping today but after no sleep since I left the house, I was just too tard. I must be getting old.... nah! That can't be it! SW

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And away we go again! SW

I'd put in a lot of thought about a decent seat for this...

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Illicit street tractor racing in Argentina

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"So... got ticks?"

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"For the last time, Orca - I'm NOT a seal!"

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Train racing... once it was discovered passing was problematic, people kinda lost interest.

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More dangerous to the user than a victim?

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He likes to make couch cushion forts, too.

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Greta's cow. "How DARE you pollute the air??"

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"Aaarrrggghhh! Mothra is loose again! He's the worst!"

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Tuning Barbie's need for speed.

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Okay, trivia fans - who are these guys? (Hint - they're from an old school American cartoon series.)

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Timmy's so called friends hypnotized him into believing he was a squill.

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Eastern Euro fast food franchise. (really!)

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Special bait for carnivorous Canadian salmon!

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Noodling while scooting - not very safe. Messy, too.

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Car polo - carefully check your health insurance policy before playing!

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Camping gear for people not over 5' tall.

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Watermelon smoothie - step one.

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"That's loaded, little guy - you really shouldn't monkey with it!"

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Do tick pecker team leaders bring donuts to meetings? No - they just go where there are lots of ticks.

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"You knock off this tantrum foolishness right now, or I'll spank your butt and make you go sit in the car. I mean it, too!"

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"Oh, sure - Mom tells me to go take a nap, but she didn't check under the bed for monsters!"

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Making sure they stay extinct!

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"Hi, Mom! I finally made it into National Geographic!"

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"Dig DEEP, brothers and sisters! Your spiritual leader needs a new pair of white patent leather pumps!"

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"So... you gonna finish that?"

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Old school camper with guest (or mother in law) house.

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"Yuck! Nope - wouldn't want to be a cow!"

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When monkeys learn to fry bananas with a magnifying glass...

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"Aha! Trying to get something from the fridge without me knowing, eh?"

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My parakeet doesn't sing much, but it can crack Brazil nuts all day long.

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"So after I clean up the mess I can keep the tasty trash I found, right?"

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Doing city delivery takes a special skill set.

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"Why can't I have a little wine with my cheese? I'm old enough... in hamster years."

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Low carb hot dog.

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Be careful with creative marketing - some companies take a dim view of it.

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Shooting heads off flies - I'd say it's pretty well sighted in!

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wish i could sight in that close .............my M1A needs some fine tuning , on the early schedule when the weather permits and my 4570 load workup is close behind but i need my friends crono to confirm im in spec for the venue

"My first ear bling! w00t!"

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"5000 Ruble fine for fishing? Ya gotta catch me first!"

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Kind of a stretch Star Wars wise, but it's something creative to do with rusty old fenders.

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The world's smallest personal groomer makes major money trimming nose hairs.

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Fried eggs as currency? Sure, but don't try spending them across the border.

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"No worries - it's super strong aircraft grade duct tape!"

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"Back up, pal - you missed a spot again!"

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Another from the book of really bad ideas.

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When cinnamon pretzels don't turn out just right...

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Beer flavor chips - popular with people too young to buy beer.

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Guns and donuts - marketing genius!

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Mac-n-cheese pizza? I'd probably pass on that one.

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Photographing boxing kangaroos - don't use your expensive medium format camera.

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You keep running out of smokes but don't know why...

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There's more steel in old bikes than new cars.

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Pet snails beg for cookies? No, but they go bonkers for decomposing veggies.

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Cheeky squills in this neighborhood nick cookies from your plate so shop owners put out plastic owls to keep them away. (like that's going to work)

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"...And we'll have fun fun fun..." Name that tune. (Hint - vintage Beach Boyz!)

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"Do you know how to drive a sail boat? I don't even see how to start it."

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Uber Scooters offer great group rates.

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"Seriously, dude - you've GOT to brush and floss every day!"

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When door to door vacuum sweeper sales goes wrong...

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"You rat! You scared away the jellyfish I was going to have for dinner!"

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Latest ear bling trend from Japan.

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When the family keeps asking you to cook "something different"...

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She's about to rock his world. Hard.

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"Meow... oops - I mean peep! It's not a bad gig on a cold day."

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"Sony? What an amateur. Pros all use Canon or Nikon!"

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Fingernail bling overload.

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You get one chance... then it's the gator's turn!

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Tactical V-dub.

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She does well in equestrian events, but in private life, she's quite a nag.

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon