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"Let's try a shot from my other side - I want to look my best on instagram."

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Halloween baking challenge - make a soup spider!

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"We both get a lot more handouts if we stay together like this."

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A kid would actually go to the trouble of doing this? Seen it happen!

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During hurricanes even ducks need a raincoat!

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"Would you shoot those buzzards? They're really creeping me out!"

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"Yeah, I've seen you at school, but no ID - no smokes!"

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"Dang! The way she drives scares the crap out of me!"

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"I know they're not cool, but Mom said they were on sale and I'd grow into them."

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"No - you have to get out to do that."

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"How about this... we do rock - paper -scissors to see who has to call the boss."

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It fooled me, too - it's really a cake.

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"As soon as I find a big rock I'll finally have a nap buddy!"

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Looks pretty radical but new tires won't last an hour.

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Lots of practice is needed here - you do NOT want to crash it!

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Have trouble getting plants to grow inside? They might respond to a cheerleader.

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"Come ON, people! Put a few M&Ms in here occasionally!"

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"Look, owl - you need to catch up on back rent or I'll have to evict you!"

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"Dang! Flaming Hot Cheetos really are flaming hot!"

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"There! Barbie won't be ratting me out anymore!"

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Not a very good place to build a disco, but the property was cheap.

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"I'll get rid of this green junk and pick off the shrimp!"

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Takes a bit to get up speed, but this bike will really wail!

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"Who beat up the cat? I don't know - I was gone when that happened!"

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That bicycle would be a lot easier to manage with a front wheel the same size as the rear- and some air in the rear tire.
Some idlers over the chain would give a better fit over the wheel sprocket.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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The article where I lifted the pic mentioned this bike set a world speed record - around 200km/h. Looks like it might have been taken from storage for photos. SW

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That's 120 mph!

I wonder how long that speed could be kept up for...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

interesting


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cycling_records

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"Down with neck lines, Up with skirts!"
Dr. Frankenstein was a body builder.
FJB

"So much for me getting popcorn handouts like the ducks..."

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"Oof! Sure glad I didn't eat a pineapple!"

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"Oh, sure! I just get to the interesting part and my stoopid cousin told me how it ends."

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100% effective way to keep cats out of your back yard!

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"I meant to do that."

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Salad tongs or back scratchers? Your call.

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"Frisky"?? I think there's a better word for it.

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There was only enough $ in Aunt Edna's account for an economy funeral.

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Step one - put on glasses. Step two - grind coffee beans. (Not a good idea to do step 2 first.)

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Dry baguette for birds... but you know squills will run off with it and try to bury what they don't eat.

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Creepy Halloween costume.

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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth"... the same isn't true for camels.

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Something was missing in this pic of Woodstock... porta potties!!

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Kentucky Fried Snail - it's what's for dinner!

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When die hard bikers do lawn care.

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"This is pretty dry - I better take it over to the table with water so I don't choke when I swallow it."

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"I usually scoff at these, but I hurt my jaw cracking Brazil nuts people threw out."

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Robo-scooper makes you wish for snow so you can play with it.

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Hook your mobility scooter to this and do some power shopping!

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"Okay - tap your destination, enter your card # and PIN - then hit enter. No... I don't watch you enter the PIN... usually."

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Economy alternative to Lamborghini tractors.

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"Need a nap buddy? I gots extras!"

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"Be serious this time - you don't want to look like a loser on the dating site!"

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When you ask your so-called pals to help you move...

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Auto body shop nightmare

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Specialty burger made to easily pile on cheese or condiments.

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Gymnastics for ducks - don't expect too much from them.

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Have trouble keeping your head in stressful situations? It's well to carry a spare then!

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Old school clown car - you could get a BUNCH of 'em in it!

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Another obscure item for Barbie collectors.

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You don't have to actually stop for the green stop signs.

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"If you stand back a little your pals on instagram can still see your new gold tooth."

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"You really don't want to push your luck with these guys, Pedro!"

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When Door Dash delivers to the field, be sure to tip big.

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He's more careful now after he blew one up until it burst and he had to pay for it.

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"Oh, sure - I climb all the way up there just to see monks nick the last coconut and run off giggling with it."

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"I heard if I sit here long enough 3 wise guys will bring me stuff."

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"You had to know this was a bad place to put smelly trash."

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In the Tour de France, bikers brake for nothing!

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Long eggs - just the ticket for breakfast burritos.

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"He's a great nap buddy - he even helps style my 'do!"

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New secret weapon - submarine cavalry!

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"Okay - have it in 2nd gear and when I get up to about 25mph, let the clutch out!"

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Onion rings work well for this pigeon prank, too.

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The ne plus ultra of camper slide outs.

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Make a wish tree? Nope - the squill savings & loan tree.

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"I don't know why people spit the hulls out... actually, the whole thing is pretty tasty."

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Dances with Hamsters... and gets trod on a lot.

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I'll be darned - spoilers are actually good for something.

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"Tomorrow is Saturday!!!"

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"Okay, flaps down - throttle back... if I overshoot again, I'll be SO embarrassed!"

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"This is a no drone zone, creeper!!"

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Fruit bats make great nap buddies.

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"Nah - it's okay. They just stopped for pizzas."

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"So if I beat up the cat that tried to eat you, what's in it for me?"

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"Tide?? Nobody said anything about a tide!!"

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An owl nicked a stick horse to play cowboys and mice.

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"Yippie-ki-yay! I'm roundin' 'em up!"

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Everybody needs a private place to decompress from a hard day.

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"Is this the road to Dakar?"
"We're not sure. About 5km ahead you'll see an old baboon - he'll know."

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