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poor little dear , i hope the balance comes quickly - the crows do notice , these are my totems - i love my owls , they visited last night , sure im light another squirrel , have not heard them yet tonight but i just got home and the night is early , could be one less rodent in my lawn by morning ,

Kung-fu... wabbits know it

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Slower traffic should always stay to the right

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"Think this will keep me out of the bird seed? Think again!"

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Unusual Beemer (probably should have put it in the car/bike forum)

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"Hold still - I found a really big tick!"

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"Bite me, cat!"
"That's the plan!"

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"No PB or J? What a cheapo!"

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"Fork for diets"

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"I'm in a good mood but don't squeeze me too hard."

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"You dirty rat! Get out of my beer!"

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This deer sure looks nervous for some reason.

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Recently seen on the reality show, 'My 6 Pound Life'

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Mean gift prank

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Where bicycles go to die

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"Put the book down and scratch my back!"

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"You've got fleas! Well, they're kinda like ants so I'll take care of 'em for ya."

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"Hey! We need to be going the other way!!"

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Newspaper battleship. Not actually amusing - I just thought it was neat. Paint it right and nobody would know it was paper.

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"Hee hee! I'm going to give that squill SUCH a scare!"

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"Vicious dog" The piggy doesn't look too cordial, either.

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7-Evelen... Major C-store franchise of central Africa

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"My favorite Peeps flavor!"

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"Don't get crabby with me!!"

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He probably shouldn't try this during rush hour.

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Pine tree air fresheners in Russia? No - they go for salami scent.

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Quick! Toss me a pop tart before that stoopid seagull comes over here!

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Yep! Police dogs like donuts too.

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"Spread out, wise guy! I want some, too!"

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Seal illusion

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Bacon fat and rye bread? Yuck!

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"Hey buddy - got an extra paddle?"

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"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

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Had me fooled for a bit

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Spandex for camels

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"What could go wrong?"

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Salmon tails - chewing gum for bears

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Russians don't go in for noodling much, but sledgehammer fishing is popular.

"Smack a big one, Olga! We're having company tonight!"

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Bobbing for apples - not as much fun as it looks

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Global warming affects the desert, too

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Smuggling parakeets - not that hard

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Cost more to ride the bus now? There's an option

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Even ducks occasionally bust their butt on ice

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Superman's new nemesis - the Kryptonite Parrot

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Don't be deceived!

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Wabbits make cool pets... if you can overlook all the 'bunny berries'

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"You woke me up early me for the LAST time, crow!"

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That last one is an air rifle- a Kral puncher...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

With that scope, looks like it shoots minute of crow... or rook if that's Europe like I suspect it is. SW

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Guesstimating bolt size. Looks to be 25 cal. Probably a 28 gr pellet about 900 fps.
Would make a great small game rifle if I could afford another...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

"On a post-holiday diet and still have a big platter o' cookies? I can help!"

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Better smile now, dummy - you've just arrived at hurt city!

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Looks like somebody slipped that cow a "roofie". Biggest problem with that is getting off the roof.

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Even though they were just after a shake and fries, the cow was very uneasy for some reason.

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It's true - giraffes are creepers!

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"Doorbell prank me NOW, ya little idiots!!"

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"Don't touch my trash!" (trash pandas are more polite and don't hiss)

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"You can't have one - you'd light saber your eye out."

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Looks like picnic bear should have stayed with potato salad and fried chicken.

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Snapping turts are best fed with tongs.

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"Yep! I'm a real meanie all right!"

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It never fails to amaze me how much money is spent on nails.

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Extremely fuel efficient bagger.

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Argentine rodeos - don't forget your med plan card!

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"If you keep making that face, you'll look that way permanently!"

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Mobility scooter for scooting across busy streets.

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The guy on the green pedal dresser is down in Streator, IL, about 35 miles south of me.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

For something different, here's a couple seal vids. Seals could be my spirit animal! This seal smacks the kayaker with an octopus. Below is a thief. Well, seals gotta eat, too. SW

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Before you annoy buffalo be sure your shoes are tied tight

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Looks like mullets are still in fashion... somewhere

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"Stoopid squills already got all the good stuff."

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Meanwhile in Moosejaw - pizza!

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Got a seagull in the house? A tennis racquet will soon set things right.

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"While this guy's nodding, I'll just nick a swig!"

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"W00t! Cheese is my fave pizza!"

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When you play on monkey bars, you soon discover monkeys aren't very big.

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Yes, you CAN fix stupid.

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Plumber Otter to the rescue!

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