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 Post subject: Pics
PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:31 pm 
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Теперь предлагаем бесплатную ежедневную маммографию!
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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:02 pm 
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OK - i was good till the last photo , unless its voice is a nice smooth falsetto im going to call foul - nice hairdoo tho ,


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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:28 am 
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Теперь предлагаем бесплатную ежедневную маммографию!
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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:07 pm 
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i like that one - got what he had coming , no one told him "you dont tug on supermans cape ...dude" , only thing better would have been a bit of horse :bull: on his gigantic sputnic heed


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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:53 pm 
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ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

MONKS: (chanting)
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem

ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?

LANCELOT:
I know not, my liege

ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!

BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother

SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

MAYNARD:
Amen

KNIGHTS:
Amen

ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!

GALAHAD:
Three, sir!

ARTHUR:
Three!
(angels sing)
(boom)

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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:32 am 
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[quote="Herr Mario"]ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

MONKS: (chanting)
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem

ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?

LANCELOT:
I know not, my liege

ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!

BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother

SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

MAYNARD:
Amen

KNIGHTS:
Amen

ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!

GALAHAD:
Three, sir!

ARTHUR:
Three!
(angels sing)
(boom)



OMG I speweth coffee out my nose laughing!!! Powerful funny.
Thanks for making my day.
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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:55 pm 
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OK guys, now I'm going to have to go put the movie in and watch it agin right now :bigrin:


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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:04 pm 
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Теперь предлагаем бесплатную ежедневную маммографию!
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An all time classic! :bigrin: SW

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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:18 pm 
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mabk wrote:
OK guys, now I'm going to have to go put the movie in and watch it agin right now :bigrin:

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:19 pm 
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NebrHogger wrote:
An all time classic! :bigrin: SW

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:41 am 
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yup = all time clasic , :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Pics
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yup, watched agin last night and it just keeps getting better.


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 Post subject: Re: Pics
PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:25 pm 
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Теперь предлагаем бесплатную ежедневную маммографию!
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