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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who
approached her immediately. She seductively signaled
that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he
did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his
face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she
said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his
hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is
there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
continued, running her forefinger across the
bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to
say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper,
hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

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....Naj puška govori!....
.............deplorable typical "bitter clinger"....

You missed the equation that proves it.

Woman = time x money

We all know that time = money so now we have

Woman = money x money or
Woman = money^2

we also know that money is the root of all evil which gives

√money^2 = √evil^2

Woman = √evil^2

and the square root of any number squared is that number.

Therefore:

Woman = Evil


My apologies to any women reading this, just a statement of mathematical facts.....And a bit of fun

huh , i had to reread that twice to make sure the equation was valid .......yup , it works


oh and yuck on the bartender ,